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Martin Perry statement re West Ham on official site...



Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Just seen this on the official site:

Following the ticket sales for the FA Cup match against West Ham United, it has become clear that many supporters are unhappy with the way in which the ticket allocation has been handled by the club.

I have received a number of letters and emails from disgruntled supporters, many of whom submitted their ticket allocation as instructed in the bins provided at the Swansea match, but have unfortunately still missed out. With a strictly limited number of tickets available, it is sadly inevitable that some fans are going to be left disappointed, but please be assured that, as a club, we have done our utmost to issue the tickets in as fair and equitable manner as is humanly possible. I do however recognise that sometimes an apology on it's own is simply not enough, and this is perhaps one of those occasions. Therefore, as a gesture of goodwill from the club, I am pleased to announce that ALL fans who made an unsuccessful ticket application for the West Ham match are now entitled, via the club shop, to receive ONE of the following:

1. A set of ten exclusive top quality Henckel high carbon stainless steel gourmet steak knives, stylishly presented in an imitation velvet-lined gift box.

2. The complete series of Red Dwarf season two on DVD, comprising of two discs plus 90 minutes of bonus footage including deleted scenes, outtakes and exclusive interviews with the writers and cast. (Certificate 12).

3. Vouchers offering a 20% discount for a delicious meal at Donatello's restaurant (to the value of £20 maximum, Mondays to Thursdays only, not to be used in conjunction with any other offer, vouchers valid until 06.01.07).

In order to claim your exclusive consolation gift, please go to the club shop with proof of your West Ham ticket application, proof of ID, along with two utility bills confirming your home address. The club will do it's utmost to accomodate you with the gift of your choice, but once again, all items are on a strictly first come first serve basis, so I suggest you don't delay. The steak knives in particular are bound to prove popular, I've already claimed a set for myself and can tell you they are absolutely mint, so get in early to avoid (even more) disappointment.

May I finally take this opportunity to wish you all a happy and prosperous New Year. And to you lucky ones out there - see you at Upton Park !

Luv,
Marty P xx
 
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Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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cant fault the club for going that extra mile! Steak knives - wheeeekid! :albion: :clap:
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,424
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Well I got my tickets, but if anyone wants to swap the steak knives for them then do let me know.

:thumbsup:
 




Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003
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Excellent response from MP - well done the Albion board, but perhaps some mention of a review of the policy for future similar situations would also be appropriate ? :clap:
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,350
You REALLY gotta vary that comedy-kicks-in-at-paragraph-4 thing Easy

Top bombing, mind. Fully expect to see it as lead story in The Argus tomorrow :lol:
 


Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
24,785
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Titanic said:
Excellent response from MP - well done the Albion board, but perhaps some mention of a review of the policy for future similar situations would also be appropriate ? :clap:

:p
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,037
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On my way to the shop now before anyone claims priority for these

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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,424
Location Location
Tom Hark said:
You REALLY gotta vary that comedy-kicks-in-at-paragraph-4 thing Easy

Top bombing, mind. Fully expect to see it as lead story in The Argus tomorrow :lol:
Sadly I know no other way.
Surely my utter predictability is in some way warm and comforting though. I'm like an old pair of slippers - slightly off-colour, some bits hanging off, ragged round the edges, and with a vaguely unpleasant but familiar musty odour.
 




Jim D

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Jul 23, 2003
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Worthing
Surely MP will be in the club shop to personally hand out those knives? He'd better not turn his back on anyone with a set though.
 




Northstander

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Oct 13, 2003
14,031
Easy 10 said:
Just seen this on the official site:

The steak knives in particular are bound to prove popular, I've already claimed a set for myself and can tell you they are absolutely mint, so get in early to avoid (even more) disappointment.

Luv,
Marty P xx


:lolol: :clap2: :lolol:
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,350
Easy 10 said:
2. The complete series of Red Dwarf season two on DVD, comprising of two discs plus 90 minutes of bonus footage including deleted scenes, outtakes and exclusive interviews with the writers and cast. (Certificate 12).[/B]

I was personally very disappointed that my Red Dwarf season two on DVD contained absolutely NO footage of Leon Knight's tenure at Swansea City.




Actually, scrub that. Leon never actually made it to season two... :lol:
 








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