Marriage

[Starry]

he's only allowed 15 in his bag( or is it 14)

I didn't know that. I will throw away the other twenty odd and leave him fifteen tomorrow.

Thanks!

 

[Robot Chicken]

31, approaching 32...unmarried and single. The way to be!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I didn't know that. I will throw away the other twenty odd and leave him fifteen tomorrow.

Thanks!

Make sure they're all putters. They don't weigh as much and are easier to carry.

Trust me. He'll thank you.

 

[sams dad]

I've been married to my lovely wife for more than 30 years ,and we knew each other for 4 years before we tied the knot.

 

[Ned]

13 years next month for myself and the lovely Yorkie

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Married 5 years, but do have the odd argument. The wife through a glass at me the other week, which was pretty entertaining.

She's a good bird and we have a good marriage.

If I was married to you, I would throw plenty of things your way... bricks, darts, swords... You got away lightly mate

 

[Beach Hut]

15 very enjoyable years - thanks Mrs Hut

 

[captainmorganrum]

We're married twelve years and if he buys another God damn golf club we'll be divorced before our next anniversary.

See, I read this and imagined Mr Starry buying up golf clubs, the actual posh courses and everything.

 

[Trufflehound]

...have now been married for 11 FANTASTIC years to Justine - why wasn't she around in 1983

So let me get this straight: she wasn't born until 1984 (at least), and you married her in 1995?

Do you live in Kansas?

 

[Goodfella]

13 years next month for myself and the lovely Yorkie

Say HI to Yorkie Ned

 

[Goodfella]

Well, i get married in 3 weeks to my partner of 13 years

We both experienced short marriages of 3 years, so thought we'd wait a while this time.

My advice on a healthy relationship/marriage is have your own bank account, make sure each of you have seperate nights out with friends from the start, and most important of all, offer to do the washing up now and again.