Marlon Harewood...

[Noddy11]

he's to much like CMS, run and runs for everything but needs the service and his goals vs chances ratio is about the same, good aerial threat though

 

[blue'n'white]

He does, everytime he goes on the pitch!!!

One can only assume that the OP saw that he was available and was told that he is described as a striker and therefore concocted this thread purely on the basis of that limited info. He has obviously never seen Harewood play.

exactly

 

[porkypie]

Could Do A Job, Big, Strong, Can Hold The Ball Up And A Decent Goalscoring Record... Anyone Else?

No thanks Could not do a job. lazy, uninterested, slow, shocking first touch and could not score in brothel.

 

[Beach Hut]

No thanks Could not do a job. lazy, uninterested, slow, shocking first touch and could not score in brothel.

He was totally inept to say the least

 

[porkypie]

He was totally inept to say the least

There was a couple of times in the first half he just had to stick his foot out to keep the ball in play and he just could not be bothered. I bet his on 7-8k a week as well.

 

[JBizzle]

How does this man keep getting a club? He is literally just a body up front who offers nothing...

 

[The Wizard]

Looked like he was running through quicksand today, astonishingly slow, used to be a proper player as well, seem to remember him causing us trouble, could be wrong though.

 

[Quinney]

Looked too old and too slow. Fair play to him for getting a club but thank god he's not on our books.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ol' Bigneck looked a shadow of his former self today.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

He was nothing short of shite today !!!

 

[Gary Gurr]

Could Do A Job, Big, Strong, Can Hold The Ball Up And A Decent Goalscoring Record... Anyone Else?

No - complete donkey.

 

[El Turi]

He was awful but Stones (making his debut I believe - should have been sent off) and Gonzalez were even worse.

 

[7:18]

There was a couple of times in the first half he just had to stick his foot out to keep the ball in play and he just could not be bothered. I bet his on 7-8k a week as well.

anyone could have kept those balls on the pitch and saved a throw-in, but he genuinely seemed to not care!

 

[OSRGull]

I wouldn't mind him personally, he's an experienced striker with a good footballing brain, he may not bang in 20 a season but we've other strikers too. He's also strong and with his experience and Macca's good eye for goal then maybe it'd be a decent partnership.

What was I thinking

 

[BensGrandad]

Yes he could do a job for us, selling programs but not on the field. Today he was a total embarrassment and should either join CPFC or a non league side and live on the name he made when he was a reasonable player.

 

[Falkor]

Lol reminds me of that thing in Mario movie and also resembles a sperm whale

 

[porkypie]

Spot on mate, they are in big trouble with that lazy barsteward in there side this season!

 

[Diego Napier]

Could Do A Job, Big, Strong, Can Hold The Ball Up And A Decent Goalscoring Record... Anyone Else?

Good grief, you cannot be serious?!

 

[Superseagull]

He was awful. I'm sure he is earning good money at Barnsley though.

 

[Superphil]

He was totally inept to say the least

Inert?