Marinades for Chicken to be BBQ'd

[Parson Henry]

Milkins & Gaffer - the new Ernest & Beachy...

Change that to Bitchy!

 

[The Large One]

Change that to Bitchy!

OK.

Bitchy & Gaffer - the new Ernest & Beachy.

 

[Parson Henry]

not as big as your ROMAN nose


I have a dainty jewish nose inherited from my great great great great great grandfather Abraham


whilst you are related to a camel

Jewish nose...dainty.....

 

[Parson Henry]

OK.

Bitchy & Gaffer - the new Ernest & Beachy.

 

[Parson Henry]

I never quite got the hang of it as when the person would bowl or throw or whatever the ball, I would move in front of the wicket/box thing and attempt to "hook" the ball as you do in cricket....not the done thing, especially when you get one on the nose!

Here is what happened.

You strolled into bat..all cocky like cos you play cricket. Plenty of the 'see how good I will be swagger' if you know what I mean. Then plenty of fly swatting with the bat, missing the ball every time and basically proving that you were 'pooh' at the game. Last ball comes in and corks you on the hooter.

All the women laugh and you do NOT see the funny side of things and chase the poor geezer who has been bowling at you.

Near the truth?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Here is what happened.

You strolled into bat..all cocky like cos you play cricket. Plenty of the 'see how good I will be swagger' if you know what I mean. Then plenty of fly swatting with the bat, missing the ball every time and basically proving that you were 'pooh' at the game. Last ball comes in and corks you on the hooter.

All the women laugh and you do NOT see the funny side of things and chase the poor geezer who has been bowling at you.

Near the truth?

probably happened like that

 

[jevs]

A very easy and tasty marinade

2 parts tomato ketchup
1 part soy sauce
1 part golden syrup
1 part soft brown sugar

Mix together and voilla.

I sometimes add a dash of lime juice, some ginger, garlic and chilli depending on taste.