[Albion] Marc Cucurella *Signed For Chelsea 05/08/2022*

[KZNSeagull]

Great singing in my opinion. A haircut will guarantee an extra 2mph as he scorches those defences.

One down and two to go!

TNBA

TTF

No No No. He has "go faster" hair, like all the lady sprinters have:

 

[Originunknown]

Super signing, bags of potential and volume in the hair.

New cult hero which we have never filled since the greyhound left.

 

[Hamilton]

I look forward to being excited.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Brilliant signing, finally legit competition at LWB, Spanish international; very well done at the club.

 

[golddene]

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves it with any fellah
and when she’s shagging Beckam
She thinks of Marc Cucurella

 

[The Large One]

Welcome to Brighton, Marc Cucurella and Alistair...

 

[Brovion]

My mate's a Getalife fan and he reckons he's shitehouse ...

 

[The Fits]

I’m not gonna get too excited about this one (yet) but we desperately needed a left sided player.

 

[maltaseagull]

I’m not gonna get too excited about this one (yet) but we desperately needed a left sided player.

Probably start first game on the right then?

 

[Stato]

I’m not gonna get too excited about this one (yet) but we desperately needed a left sided player.

True. Poor Joel turning in on his right every time he came up against Coleman or Gray on Saturday killed any impetus we had on that side.

Hard not to get excited though given our previous. I mean, who doesn't love a Spanish full back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvxJUBg_Ho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlioO_dTMik

 

[Gabbafella]

This is a great signing.

 

[dwayne]

My mate's a Getalife fan and he reckons he's shitehouse ...

Hilarious [emoji849]

 

[Weststander]

Marc and Solly on the left hand side please Graham.

Can interchange, but predominantly i'd like Cucc to free Solly up to do some damage in the opposition box

Tick. Left flank sorted.

 

[Zebedee]

Just got to fix up his loan now.

 

[Seaview Seagull]

I hope he's good.

If he's good then it's a very important signing. No more Gross etc at LWB.

Eh? Gross plays on the right? Still an issue that side until Tariq is back. Veltman is the other option on the right.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Eh? Gross plays on the right? Still an issue that side until Tariq is back. Veltman is the other option on the right.

Eh, exactly only lasted 45 min against Burnley and was rectified.

We're so close to having a legit balanced and strong side, MC is an important piece to that puzzle.

 

[chaileyjem]

 

[Napper]

on paper a decent signng. Shame couldnt of paid the release earlier and had him saturday as we offered nothing on the flanks v everton and ended up 0 points but I'm sure it is more complicated.

Striker now and decent window

 

[Thunder Bolt]

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[nwgull]

FIFA has his pace as 81, which is a decent number given that Lamptey is 84. How rapid is he in real life?