[Albion] Marc Cucurella *Signed For Chelsea 05/08/2022*

[Thunder Bolt]

His name and the length of this thread is making me want to sing La Cucaracha to him if he signs


https://youtu.be/_VILr1xH3io

I'm not sure singing about a cockroach is going to make him feel welcome.

 

[Wellesley]

Marc Cucarella
He eats paella
Flew from Espana
To come and play
He likes a sherry
He's f#cking hairy
Please don't take Cucarella away.

 

[Icy Gull]

I'm not sure singing about a cockroach is going to make him feel welcome.

It is a hash smoking cockroach, he might appreciate that bit

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Marc Cucarella
He eats paella
Flew from Espana
To come and play
He likes a sherry
He's f#cking hairy
Please don't take Cucarella away.

That’s quite simply a winner. Well bowled sir.

 

[chaileyjem]

Getafe are close to signing a left sided midfielder - Czech international - Jakub Jankto for 6mEuros
Some reports suggesting he's a replacement for Cucurella thus freeing up his exit.
https://twitter.com/NicoSchira/status/1428290888409784320

 

[Hugo Rune]

Getafe are close to signing a left sided midfielder - Czech international - Jakub Jankto for 6mEuros
Some reports suggesting he's a replacement for Cucurella thus freeing up his exit.
https://twitter.com/NicoSchira/status/1428290888409784320

This needs to happen pretty pretty quickly if he’s to replace Groß at left back for the Watford game!

 

[macbeth]

Getafe are close to signing a left sided midfielder - Czech international - Jakub Jankto for 6mEuros
Some reports suggesting he's a replacement for Cucurella thus freeing up his exit.
https://twitter.com/NicoSchira/status/1428290888409784320

Spanish journalist now backing this up

[tweet] 1428362222619660292 [/tweet]

 

[prawnsarnies]

Be good if you could translate for us that speak our mother tongue.

 

[Swansman]

Be good if you could translate for us that speak our mother tongue.

Google translate: "The arrival of Jakub Jankto for Getafe's left wing is an indication of the possible departure from Cucurella to Brighton. They told me this morning that Cucu's departure is imminent. We will see what happens.

Jankto can play in both bands and even in the middle."

 

[Bakero]

Be good if you could translate for us that speak our mother tongue.

La llegada de Jakub Jankto para la banda izquierda del Getafe es un indicio de la posible salida ya de Cucurella al Brighton. A mi esta mañana me han dicho que la marcha de Cucu es inminente. Veremos qué ocurre.

The arrival of Jankto for the left back slot at Getafe signifies the posible departure of Cucrella to Brighton. I've been told this morning that his exit is imminent. We'll see what happens

 

[prawnsarnies]

Many thanks Swansman.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Be good if you could translate for us that speak our mother tongue.

The arrival of Jakub Jankto for Getafe's left wing is an indication of the possible departure from Cucurella to Brighton.
They told me this morning that Cucu's departure is imminent.
We will see what happens. Jankto can play in both bands and even in the middle.

 

[macbeth]

Be good if you could translate for us that speak our mother tongue.

Thanks to [MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION] for translating that, for future reference you can always just click on the tweet and then click the translate option that's underneath

 

[Icy Gull]

The arrival of Jakub Jankto for Getafe's left wing is an indication of the possible departure from Cucurella to Brighton.
They told me this morning that Cucu's departure is imminent.
We will see what happens. Jankto can play in both bands and even in the middle.

Not another player more interested in music than football FFS, which bands can he play in?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Let's get this announced tonight if we can.

 

[Mancgull]

Let's get this announced tonight if we can.

I doubt that’s going to happen but it is looking more likely we’ll get this one over the line.

 

[warmleyseagull]

I'm not sure singing about a cockroach is going to make him feel welcome.

Well, it shows the rumour has legs.

 

[chaileyjem]

Well, it shows the rumour has legs.

This rumour not only has legs, but arms, and lots and lots of hair.
Credible reporting from Spain/Brighton sources all now saying its expected to happen.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

This rumour not only has legs, but arms, and lots and lots of hair.
Credible reporting from Spain/Brighton sources all now saying its expected to happen.

So was Livramento.....

 

[albionfan37]

We need this for the hair alone