This reminds me of last summer where we spent the entire time arguing about some player from Celtic we were supposedly after; can't remember his name. And people carried on discussing it even though the cub said time and time again that they weren't in for him, and hadn't even enquired after him much less made a bid. All to no avail. Post after post was made wondering whether he was the right player, and if he was what would be the right fee.
Eventually he went to Palace. So there you are. After all this Cucu will end up at Man U!
Dunno man. I think Cucu comes across as sane.