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[Albion] ManUre at home - our cup final?



Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham
No it isn't. Let's drown that imaginary kitten in the half-time bucket of oranges before it starts weaning. f***ing Talk Sport.

However. With 6 reasonably achievable points (Toffees, Stains), another three points against the dirty reds might be a bit of a thing. In the league. And that.

So I am going to rock up on Thursday thinking this is a free hit. Smash their doors in, defying zombie refereeing (yus, Sir Alex, milord), cockamamie linos (I though Undav was deffo offside. What?) and VAR wankadaria (sorry, I was having a Yorkie Bar, but when I reviewed it, despite Undav having three of his legs broken, it was a Fair Challenge, and not a penalty) and we might get another double.

And after all, it's only Right and Proper. Possible Pröpper. Lovely hair.

Come on lads. Let's win this, and get through to the next round. The preliminary round of the European Song Contest. Dunk's Fizz. And I have made my mind....up. Winner.

(etc. etc., to the theme tune of Red Dwarf)
 






Kosh

'The' Yaztromo
Indeed…

They’re all cup finals, Thursday will be no different - Everton thereafter the same… we need to aim to win them all.

Never before, well, perhaps since ‘97, will we have required such big balls… both historic run ins… making too much of this game is not a good idea, it’s just another (massive) game… talk of revenge is irrelevant, play it, win it… move on and repeat.
 




knocky1

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Jan 20, 2010
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Want to f#££ these Southern Man Utd plastics on my allotment with a win.
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Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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I think the next seven games could be season defining.
 


dazzer6666

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Dunky and the lads are going to be fired right up for this one. Ali, Moises and Kaoru well-rested, Fergie possibly back, Billy on the back of his best performance, Enciso getting better at a rapid rate etc etc……..

1-0 United after a controversial VAR decision incoming ? Nah, we’re going to ‘fvck em up’.
 






Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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Has Stat brother hacked your account H?
 












BN41Albion

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Oct 1, 2017
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No it isn't. Let's drown that imaginary kitten in the half-time bucket of oranges before it starts weaning. f***ing Talk Sport.

However. With 6 reasonably achievable points (Toffees, Stains), another three points against the dirty reds might be a bit of a thing. In the league. And that.

So I am going to rock up on Thursday thinking this is a free hit. Smash their doors in, defying zombie refereeing (yus, Sir Alex, milord), cockamamie linos (I though Undav was deffo offside. What?) and VAR wankadaria (sorry, I was having a Yorkie Bar, but when I reviewed it, despite Undav having three of his legs broken, it was a Fair Challenge, and not a penalty) and we might get another double.

And after all, it's only Right and Proper. Possible Pröpper. Lovely hair.

Come on lads. Let's win this, and get through to the next round. The preliminary round of the European Song Contest. Dunk's Fizz. And I have made my mind....up. Winner.

(etc. etc., to the theme tune of Red Dwarf)
Come again?
 






Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014
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Dunky and the lads are going to be fired right up for this one. Ali, Moises and Kaoru well-rested, Fergie possibly back, Billy on the back of his best performance, Enciso getting better at a rapid rate etc etc……..

1-0 United after a controversial VAR decision incoming ? Nah, we’re going to ‘fvck em up’.
:ohmy:

So added time until they equalise.
 


pure_white

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Dec 8, 2021
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Hopefully we’ll be singing “you’ve seen the Albion, now **** off home” to their fans on Thursday !
And "we support our local team". We had better win as Im likely to have to go to Haywards Heath post-match and dont wanna share a train with the manure smug cvnts. There again if I stay in LA still likely have lots manure travel westbound!
 


Bozza

You can change this
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Jul 4, 2003
57,295
Back in Sussex
No it isn't. Let's drown that imaginary kitten in the half-time bucket of oranges before it starts weaning. f***ing Talk Sport.

However. With 6 reasonably achievable points (Toffees, Stains), another three points against the dirty reds might be a bit of a thing. In the league. And that.

So I am going to rock up on Thursday thinking this is a free hit. Smash their doors in, defying zombie refereeing (yus, Sir Alex, milord), cockamamie linos (I though Undav was deffo offside. What?) and VAR wankadaria (sorry, I was having a Yorkie Bar, but when I reviewed it, despite Undav having three of his legs broken, it was a Fair Challenge, and not a penalty) and we might get another double.

And after all, it's only Right and Proper. Possible Pröpper. Lovely hair.

Come on lads. Let's win this, and get through to the next round. The preliminary round of the European Song Contest. Dunk's Fizz. And I have made my mind....up. Winner.

(etc. etc., to the theme tune of Red Dwarf)

I'm just pleased you've embraced the Sunday-before-Bank-Holiday-Monday thing and all but drowned yourself in the Faversham Wine Lake.

Well played sir!
 






jakarta

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May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
No it isn't. Let's drown that imaginary kitten in the half-time bucket of oranges before it starts weaning. f***ing Talk Sport.

However. With 6 reasonably achievable points (Toffees, Stains), another three points against the dirty reds might be a bit of a thing. In the league. And that.

So I am going to rock up on Thursday thinking this is a free hit. Smash their doors in, defying zombie refereeing (yus, Sir Alex, milord), cockamamie linos (I though Undav was deffo offside. What?) and VAR wankadaria (sorry, I was having a Yorkie Bar, but when I reviewed it, despite Undav having three of his legs broken, it was a Fair Challenge, and not a penalty) and we might get another double.

And after all, it's only Right and Proper. Possible Pröpper. Lovely hair.

Come on lads. Let's win this, and get through to the next round. The preliminary round of the European Song Contest. Dunk's Fizz. And I have made my mind....up. Winner.

(etc. etc., to the theme tune of Red Dwarf)
Have you been on the Pop again? :lolol:
 


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