MANTIS SHRIMP VS WOLVERINE. World's Hardest Creature X: Group C play off.

[cooliobhafc]

Wolverine for me, anyday

 

[Petee]

Go away Mantis Shrimp voters!

 

[Nathan]

I'm team shrimp but it looks a lost cause. People are getting sucked in by the name. It's a little furry ******* not Hugh Jackman with massive metal spikes in his hands FFS.

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[Giraffe]

The shrimp had his moment of glory. It's a small thing that lives in the sea. Ridiculous.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Team Mantis Shrimp for me. The Oatmeal explains why.

Why the Mantis Shrimp is my new favourite animal

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Bye bye shrimpy

Really?? 37 - 39

 

[pasty]

Really?? 37 - 39

Wasn't 3 hours ago when I posted that! Obviously the little shrimp fans have started logging on with their second accounts now

 

[Petee]

Boooooooo

 

[lizard]

Wolverines are cuddly, team shrimp.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Wasn't 3 hours ago when I posted that! Obviously the little shrimp fans have started logging on with their second accounts now

So far the voters look legit.
Both sides keeping the second account on ice, until absolutely necessary..

 

[Normski1989]

Team Mantis Shrimp for me. The Oatmeal explains why.

Why the Mantis Shrimp is my new favourite animal

SOLD!

 

[Puppet Master]

I'm team shrimp but it looks a lost cause. People are getting sucked in by the name. It's a little furry ******* not Hugh Jackman with massive metal spikes in his hands FFS.

Absolutely. I expect another victory for "mammal with sharp claws that likes to bite things", ho hum.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Just like humans.

Humans also shit themselves when a spider is in the bath

 

[Marshy]

Humans also shit themselves when a spider is in the bath

Owned hehe

 

[Uh_huh_him]

It might be time to start looking up those second accounts....

 

[Uh_huh_him]

I'm team shrimp but it looks a lost cause. People are getting sucked in by the name. It's a little furry ******* not Hugh Jackman with massive metal spikes in his hands FFS.

Never underestimate the shrimp 51-51
We can do this!

 

[Uh_huh_him]

 

[Hugo Rune]

I can't vote for something I want to eat.

I'd catch me a Mantis and plunge him straight into boiling water. Meanwhile I'd add white wine and then cream to my sautéed garlic and onion and let the sauce sizzle away before adding a little dried oregano and some freshly cut flat leaf parsley. The Mantis would be ready now, chopped in half, seasoned and put onto two plates with the sauce generously spooned over. I'd serve with some fresh crusty french bread taking the plates out on to the veranda where along with a couple of cold Brew Dog Punk IPAs, my good friend was waiting to be fed.

"Easy" the Wolverine would mutter as he devoured the Mantis smearing creamy sauce around his furry face.

Bliss.

 

[lizard]

Ffs, what is wrong with you people, how is the cute cuddly wolverine winning?

 

[Reagulls]

Just voted ......59-59
Team shrimp