[Albion] Mancs in your stand 2023 edition

[Guinness Boy]

Two lads on our row who’d bought off the exchange. One spent the whole game videoing the away end on his phone whenever they sang. Were clocked fairly early and outed themselves by moving to the end of the row when the pen was given and sodding off when it went in - with a flea or two in their ears.

Any near you this time?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Two lads on our row who’d bought off the exchange. One spent the whole game videoing the away end on his phone whenever they sang. Were clocked fairly early and outed themselves by moving to the end of the row when the pen was given and sodding off when it went in - with a flea or two in their ears.

Any near you this time?

Two behind me in ESU

 

[Weststander]

North Stand very quiet, a goal (thankfully it never came) might’ve outed anyone.

Saw a few Manure Dad’s with offspring hiding their colours outside the ES.

It’ll be a long drive tonight …. back to Hangleton.

 

[Insel affe]

North Stand very quiet, a goal (thankfully it never came) might’ve outed anyone.

Saw a few Manure Dad’s with offspring hiding their colours outside the ES.

It’ll be a long drive tonight …. back to Hangleton.

And Fiveways Village…..

wankers

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Some showed their colours very early on in 1901, they were told to shut the feck up and behaved the rest of the game.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

WSL - a Dad in 'plain clothes' and two little kids in Bright Red 'TeamViewer' tops.

I just don't understand it. Taking your kids (they looked about 8-9 years old) to a home match, to sit amongst Brighton in the home section, with Man Utd tops on...

It just baffles me.

I declare the Father a Twunt. Gavel banged.

 

[Eeyore]

I think the word 'Mancs' is not the most apt description. Probably about as Manc as Yosser Hughes.

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[Coldeanseagull]

I think the word 'Mancs' is not the most apt description. Probably about as Manc as Yosser Hughes.

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Blimey, that brings back memories.
Gizza job, I can do that

 

[Hovegull]

None around me. But definitely noticed a few plain clothed ones further down taking pictures of United players whenever they came close. Probably come all the way from Hassocks.

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

Two lads on our row who’d bought off the exchange. One spent the whole game videoing the away end on his phone whenever they sang. Were clocked fairly early and outed themselves by moving to the end of the row when the pen was given and sodding off when it went in - with a flea or two in their ears.

Any near you this time?

Yeah, 1 dickhead kept filming everything, everyone jumped on him when we scored and he got the right arse, was AMAZING. Don't make it obvious then no one will know hahaha

 

[Insel affe]

WSL - a Dad in 'plain clothes' and two little kids in Bright Red 'TeamViewer' tops.

I just don't understand it. Taking your kids (they looked about 8-9 years old) to a home match, to sit amongst Brighton in the home section, with Man Utd tops on...

It just baffles me.

I declare the Father a Twunt. Gavel banged.

Clearly a look at me gesture, we’re United.
No class or respect, none given, you see it in town sometimes walking round, parents with their kids wearing United or even Palace tops on, look at me, look at me, with a caveat “I’m not brave enough to wear it“
does not stop me saying anything when I see that, a cheeky comment as they walk past, you put your kid out there, I’m taking you up on that…

I usually say, “ah, you seem to have some dirt on that” and pretend to wipe off the club badge.

childish I know, but so are they.

 

[Sussexscots]

I think the word 'Mancs' is not the most apt description. Probably about as Manc as Yosser Hughes.

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Did you offer to 'shake hands'?

 

[Weststander]

Clearly a look at me gesture, we’re United.
No class or respect, none given, you see it in town sometimes walking round, parents with their kids wearing United or even Palace tops on, look at me, look at me, with a caveat “I’m not brave enough to wear it“
does not me saying anything when I see that, a cheeky comment as they walk past, you put your kid out there, I’m taking you up on that…

I usually say, “ah, you seem to have some dirt on that” and pretend to wipe off the club badge.

childish I know, but so are they.

Emboldened Arse and Manure plastics in our city have bought club shirts this season, proudly worn in trips to the supermarket . A “we won yesterday and I’m very proud of that” image.

Wouldn’t it be a shame if both ended up potless?

 

[Insel affe]

Emboldened Arse and Manure plastics in our city have bought club shirts this season, proudly worn in trips to the supermarket . A “we won yesterday and I’m very proud of that” image.

Wouldn’t it be a shame if both ended up potless?

I call it the dry robe syndrome, clearly made for one purpose, but abused by the middle classes as a status look at me gesture. I see you, I get you, your a tw@t

 

[Hovegull]

I call it the dry robe syndrome, clearly made for one purpose, but abused by the middle classes as a status look at me gesture. I see you, I get you, your a tw@t

See also Landrover Defenders, when you only live in Tongdean Avenue.

 

[Bold Seagull]

None in W1C…

 

[Weststander]

I call it the dry robe syndrome, clearly made for one purpose, but abused by the middle classes as a status look at me gesture. I see you, I get you, your a tw@t

I often want to make a snide remark, but never do …. non confrontational .

I doubt I’ll see a Manure shirt out and about tomorrow.

 

[Insel affe]

See also Landrover Defenders, when you only live in Tongdean Avenue.

That’s slightly unfair, how else can they transport their cockapoo all the way to Withdean puppy park ?

 

[Insel affe]

I doubt I’ll see a Manure shirt out and about tomorrow.

try the recycling bins

 

[Blinkers]

And Fiveways Village…..

wankers

I’ve alway found Fiveways Village to be more Arsenal heavy