I'm not sure that meme really works, given he literally plays alongside Fred in CM for Brazil.
Nonsense. A draw is a great result.
Would mean Liverpool have just 3 points from three games, which is an absolute 'DISASTER' for them, and United a solitary point - and neither of them with any momentum a win would bring.
Best result of all would be 0-0, as I have a £5 free bet on it at 18/1!
I've just taken that!
This should tick every box that makes me hate Premier League football. Monday night, entitled fans, bars full of replica shirted wankers from Haslemere to Hanoi, an hour and a half of build up, cliche ridden commentary and Neville and Carragher arguing like a pair of Year One special kids.
But this has SO much potential for enjoyment. There really isn't a bad result.
Plus, whether Manchester United or Liverpool win they can't go above us (I know this point has been made already, I just enjoyed typing it).
For my fantasy league team, I'm hoping for a Salah hattrick.
For the fiver free bet 365 have given me, I'm hoping for a Liverpool win and more than 1.5 shots on target for both Salah and Diaz.
But generally, I would really love to see Man Utd's suffering continue.
I have a deep dislike of both clubs, and in particular their rancid insufferable armies of gloating, entitled plastic fans.
Liverpool have had a slow start, but they'll pull it round and normal service will be resumed, they'll obviously be top 2 or 3. However, the current crisis at Old Trafford is truly something to behold. We are witnessing the complete disintegration of what has been THE PL behemoth of our time, and it is truly joyous to embrace. For that reason, I hope Utd get absolutely dry-humped tonight. I want to see fury, poison and dismay in the stands. I want to see shattered, humiliated, bewildered faces on the pitch. I want to watch a disaster unfold right in front of me, in real time, and then gorge myself for hours, days even, on the toxic aftermath.
Lets ave' it.
I have a deep dislike of both clubs, and in particular their rancid insufferable armies of gloating, entitled plastic fans.
Liverpool have had a slow start, but they'll pull it round and normal service will be resumed, they'll obviously be top 2 or 3. However, the current crisis at Old Trafford is truly something to behold. We are witnessing the complete disintegration of what has been THE PL behemoth of our time, and it is truly joyous to embrace. For that reason, I hope Utd get absolutely dry-humped tonight. I want to see fury, poison and dismay in the stands. I want to see shattered, humiliated, bewildered faces on the pitch. I want to watch a disaster unfold right in front of me, in real time, and then gorge myself for hours, days even, on the toxic aftermath.
Lets ave' it.
I have a deep dislike of both clubs, and in particular their rancid insufferable armies of gloating, entitled plastic fans.
Liverpool have had a slow start, but they'll pull it round and normal service will be resumed, they'll obviously be top 2 or 3. However, the current crisis at Old Trafford is truly something to behold. We are witnessing the complete disintegration of what has been THE PL behemoth of our time, and it is truly joyous to embrace. For that reason, I hope Utd get absolutely dry-humped tonight. I want to see fury, poison and dismay in the stands. I want to see shattered, humiliated, bewildered faces on the pitch. I want to watch a disaster unfold right in front of me, in real time, and then gorge myself for hours, days even, on the toxic aftermath.
Lets ave' it.
I have a deep dislike of both clubs, and in particular their rancid insufferable armies of gloating, entitled plastic fans.
Liverpool have had a slow start, but they'll pull it round and normal service will be resumed, they'll obviously be top 2 or 3. However, the current crisis at Old Trafford is truly something to behold. We are witnessing the complete disintegration of what has been THE PL behemoth of our time, and it is truly joyous to embrace. For that reason, I hope Utd get absolutely dry-humped tonight. I want to see fury, poison and dismay in the stands. I want to see shattered, humiliated, bewildered faces on the pitch. I want to watch a disaster unfold right in front of me, in real time, and then gorge myself for hours, days even, on the toxic aftermath.
Lets ave' it.
I'm not sure that meme really works, given he literally plays alongside Fred in CM for Brazil.