Man stabbed in Portslade bakery [Greggs]

[R. Slicker]

At yeast the guy's not too badly hurt

He's got a split tin headache though.

 

[WhingForPresident]

no need for all these jokes

the victims family are feeling a lot of emotional pain (au chocolat)

that, sir, is unbelievable

 

[Pavilionaire]

Both stab victims lost a lot of blood and had to be helped to their feet by paramedics. The woman's friend, who was not badly hurt, was SELF-RAISING.

 

[seagulls4ever]

How can a man like that be released on bail?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Because he's a TRIFLE mad??

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I expect they had to help the women TURNOVER into the recovery position.

 

[Stu1]

Sounds like it's not clear cut

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He's got a split tin headache though.

Oh bravo

 

[daveinprague]

Crumbs!!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Was anybody taken into custardy (doughnut)?

 

[KNC]

Was any dough nicked?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I went past the shop today, & you'd think muffin like this had ever happened there tbh.

 

[Grassman]

Crikey, I've seen the guy before, would have thought butter wouldn't melt. As for the woman, if only she'd been wearing a flap jack(et).

 

[Questions]

I`ll wheat to see what happens but I did raise a rye smile at these puns though its to early in the leavening to make any up myself.

 

[bhaexpress]

I find this all in bad taste, very hard to swallow.

 

[simon195]

what load piss takers u all are, making fun of other peoples hurt, so if it was your son, daughter, brother mother, etc, would you still be taking the piss ?? no you would nt...shame on you, your f***ing low life shit pots as far as im concerned, bottom barrell !!!

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

can somebody update us with the current situation?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

can somebody update us with the current situation?

No, you'll have to wait til morning and read about it in the current bun.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

It'll be passed it's sell by date by then.

 

[fatbadger]

Ah, Greggs. What a class place. Producers of the famed Greggs Sausage Roll or, as it is known as up here, the Glasgow Dummy.