[Misc] Man sheds , sorry ladies .

[Raleigh Chopper]

Just got an allotment, I will be putting in one of those half greenhouse half shed jobbies, the shed bit will definitely be manned up.

 

[Taybha]

I get 12 emails a day from Wayfair, who do sheds, summer houses etc.
Surely you’re still capable of a decent erection yourself.

Sadly not , Oramorph plus watching Sussex CC takes it out of you

 

[NooBHA]

Oh......so you don't have a motor Lawn mower, BBQ's, chop saws , tools, garden chairs, sunbeds, strimmers, chainsaws, hedge trimmers , garden shears, rakes etc etc etc ?

Lawn Mower - For a 5th Floor Flat ; I think not

BBQ - To eat blackened food, which for the most part ends up raw in the middle, I think not

Tools - If I need a job doing which requires manual labour, I hire someone to do it because frankly I have no interest in pretending such work is of interest to me

Sunbeds - Have no interest in lying onder bright lights just to look orange at the end of it. I would rather watch the Telly go to football or to the pub

Chain Saws - Potential Serial Killer........I will think about it in the future

 

[NooBHA]

I'm suggesting he man's up a bit sharpish and fills his garden up with stuff he 'might need one day' before the Laura Ashley floral print takes hold.

If your masculinity is defined by a ''man shed'' and how big your ''Black n Decker'' tools are - then good luck to you young man

 

[Stat Brother]

If your masculinity is defined by a ''man shed'' and how big your ''Black n Decker'' tools are - then good luck to you young man

But where do you put all the stuff you might need one day?

The stuff you never use, find, be pleased you've found, then put away again, because you might need it someday.

 

[Two Professors]

As this is getting a bit confused,can I post this here (from North Shed Chat):



Should I be offended for the pig,the owner,the public,or the police officer?

 

[NooBHA]

But where do you put all the stuff you might need one day?

The stuff you never use, find, be pleased you've found, then put away again, because you might need it someday.

Ah you are no doubt referring to cellotape ?

 

[Two Professors]

Ah you are no doubt referring to cellotape ?

Sticky-back plastic,please.

 

[Taybha]

Interesting, I always thought it started with a S

 

[Two Professors]

Interesting, I always thought it started with a S

No,it definitely starts with i.

 

[Stat Brother]

Ah you are no doubt referring to cellotape ?

I am currently disassociating from NSC (or vise versa) by tidying up the cupboard under the stairs.

If I need one of 9 (nine) spare bike tyres, not to mention road bike nos3, or a pair of rollerboots too small for anyone in the house, I now know exactly where to look.
I don't have any room in either of my sheds for that stuff.


I did throw a decent sized empty cardboard box into the hall, but Lil Miss Stat came scuttling out of her bedroom and snaffled that upstairs before it had time to make it into the recycling. Good girl.

 

[NooBHA]

I am currently disassociating from NSC (or vise versa) by tidying up the cupboard under the stairs.

If I need one of 9 (nine) spare bike tyres, not to mention road bike nos3, or a pair of rollerboots too small for anyone in the house, I now know exactly where to look.
I don't have any room in either of my sheds for that stuff.


I did throw a decent sized empty cardboard box into the hall, but Lil Miss Stat came scuttling out of her bedroom and snaffled that upstairs before it had time to make it into the recycling. Good girl.

What size are the ''Roller Boots'' - My Dad is 81 and said just the other day he is a ''bit slower on his feet than he used to be''. Perhaps they could be the solution to his ailment.

 

[Stat Brother]

What size are the ''Roller Boots'' - My Dad is 81 and said just the other day he is a ''bit slower on his feet than he used to be''. Perhaps they could be the solution to his ailment.

T'is a shame you're not asking for a Chinese Grandmother as they are size 3.



#BoundFeetGag

 

[Stat Brother]

I've just had a sheds clear out and have got off the phone to Cranks just to confirm they will take anything.

Probably tomorrow I will be going over to donate:-

5 'complete' bikes.
1 frame
2 tag-a-longs
&
A box of 'stuff'.


That's going to leave us only 6 bikes.

Mercy me how will I cope.