Man clobbered with 'unknown object' late at night at Dukes Mound....

[seagullsslimjim]

The good old Arsgas at the cutting edge of innuendo !

"A MAN was hit repeatedly on the head by an "unknown object" as he walked in a secluded area near the beach, police said.

A passer-by was also hit in the face after trying to intervene in the attack in Dukes Mound, Brighton, at around 3.30am on Saturday

The first victim was taken to Royal Sussex County Hospital with head and facial injuries, and the second victim sustained minor facial injuries, police said. "

I guess the attackers accomplice was called Dick and that police are asking that anyone in that area keeps an eye out !



http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/1423...nknown_object__late_at_night_in_Duke_s_Mound/

 

[Hugo Rune]

Cockstruck!

 

[Robinjakarta]

Must have given them the willies.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Assault is assault chaps.

Let's not demean the crime by turning this into a thread full of homophobic jokes.

 

[TomandJerry]

Must have given them the willies.

More like willy

 

[Wellesley]

I'm missing the innuendo in that article.

(It's probably just another Argus 'Cock and BALLS' story anyway.)

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I'm not sure where the innuendo is here? Is it the use of an 'unknown object' that's meant to tickle the funny bone, or maybe that they have facial injuries?

I really don't get it.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Was it a UFO?