[Misc] Man bag-toting Berlin residents being hunted by lion?

[Goldstone1976]

I hope everyone is safe.

Police search for suspected lion roaming Berlin area

Residents in the south-western outskirts of Berlin are being told to stay indoors.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Local news has quote from local resident @Herr Tubthumper: "Why always me? What gives? "

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says ‘he gave it his all’

www.google.com

 

[Deadly Danson]

I think they are all lion. Or at least not telling the whole truth.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I'm safe, but thanks for the concern!

""in the summer you often hear reports of crocodiles in swimming lakes and then it turns out all it was, was a big duck." - easy mistake to make.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Local news has quote from local resident @Herr Tubthumper: "Why always me? What gives? "

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says ‘he gave it his all’

www.google.com

bore chases boar

 

[Eeyore]

I think they are all lion. Or at least not telling the whole truth.

I think the mane issue is to stop folk feline worried.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Shouldn't this be something to be discussed on Albion Roar

 

[Badger Boy]

Shouldn't this be something to be discussed on Albion Roar

Only if your goal is that nobody hears it!

Boom boom.

 

[A1X]

I’m surprised this isn’t todays mane story

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Well I hope the police take PRIDE in looking for the KING of the urban jungle, they might find it down MANE street, and when they find it they’ll give themselves a satisfying ROAR.

 

[Withdean11]

Wouldn't happen in Germ... Oh.

 

[Van Cleef]

They should just wait by a zebra crossing.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Boar

 

[Brok]

Boar

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Yes, well, they're almost identical. A mistake anyone can make.

 

[Questions]

Where’s a lion tamer when you need one ?