Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
One of my MATES from the Cliftonville 'TRICKY Trevor' got a job a couple of months AGO working in London issuing PARKING fines and as I'm regarded to be of the same INTELLIGANCE of Stephen HAWKINS I came up with a FAIL safe plan to FLEECE the GULLIBLE and stupid people of LONDON of which there is MANY.
Trevor sends me the ORIGINAL photo of some car parked up and then I PHOTO shop it to make look like another CAR and we send them a PCN notice from Parking ENFORCEMENT Notice issue SOUTH' and tell them to pay £50 as soon as possible to ENREST @ P.E.N.I.S or further action will be TAKEN.
This has been going SWIMMINGLY for WEAKS and the CLIFTONVILLE has been doing MASSIVE business as it's been TREBLES all round until yesterday when some NOB refused to pay and said it's some kind of SCAM and he is going to report it to MI5 and put it on a MASSIVE web site.
This is quite WORRYING as we have a MASSIVE WC party planned for Saturday and I promised a couple of STRIPPERS if England WIN and I was BANKING on this weeks PROCEEDS to FUND it.
Now has the GRAVY train hit the BUFFERS or am I going to be EXPOSED on WATCHDOG as being a SCAM artist
How am I going to get out of this and pay for the STRIPPERS on Saturday or will I have to DIG out my old CHIPPENDALE outfit out again and hope it FITS
Trevor sends me the ORIGINAL photo of some car parked up and then I PHOTO shop it to make look like another CAR and we send them a PCN notice from Parking ENFORCEMENT Notice issue SOUTH' and tell them to pay £50 as soon as possible to ENREST @ P.E.N.I.S or further action will be TAKEN.
This has been going SWIMMINGLY for WEAKS and the CLIFTONVILLE has been doing MASSIVE business as it's been TREBLES all round until yesterday when some NOB refused to pay and said it's some kind of SCAM and he is going to report it to MI5 and put it on a MASSIVE web site.
This is quite WORRYING as we have a MASSIVE WC party planned for Saturday and I promised a couple of STRIPPERS if England WIN and I was BANKING on this weeks PROCEEDS to FUND it.
Now has the GRAVY train hit the BUFFERS or am I going to be EXPOSED on WATCHDOG as being a SCAM artist
How am I going to get out of this and pay for the STRIPPERS on Saturday or will I have to DIG out my old CHIPPENDALE outfit out again and hope it FITS