Making a baby at the Amex

[Badger]

The El-Abd would be to grab a hold in the "box" and don't let go!

...but go down easily

 

[rool]

Use the Dick Knight method, get pulled in very quick, spend ages easing things forward and then culminate in a fantastic, beautiful and pleasant outcome

As opposed to The Archer - Chuck it 50 quid and f**k the life out of it

 

[Easy 10]

The Poyet

Pull out and leave the room before the end, and if she complains, warn her that you'll "go hom".

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

As opposed to The Archer - Chuck it 50 quid and f**k the life out of it

and then walk away as if you've done nothing wrong (not forgetting allowing your lapdog to sit watching the whole sorry mess!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

The Poyet : Dress up in uniform and with Gus watching avidly you have to continue performing despite his ironic applause whenever he thinks you make a wrong move

 

[SeagullSongs]

The Greer - large, commanding and normally gentle, but prone to the odd case of violence.

 

[Biscuit]

The JFC. Goes down easily, a little inexperienced.

 

[The Large One]

Tano - plenty of oral, then sod off before you've finished.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The Marcus Painter - start nice and slow, and finish ................... well nice and slow.

 

[The Large One]

Barnes - finishes off nicely after a few goes, but still gets shouted at for it.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Barnes - finishes off nicely after a few goes, but still gets shouted at for it.

Happy to go down at the merest hint.

 

[shaolinpunk]

The Maheta Malongo - A blistering finish in record time before doing nothing for the rest of eternity

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The Fitness coach - gets you all hot and sweaty before sitting down and watching.

 

[Buzzer]

We could all have a go on Craig Pawson. Biggest C*NT I've seen yet at the Amex.

 

[rool]

The Fan (some ) - A bit like teenagers, lots of noise and excitement at the beginning, has a tendancy to stand at innapropriate moments and dribble out 10 minutes before the finish.

 

[Titanic]

The Amex Pies... some people just can't get enough of that meaty goodness, often coming back for a sneaky one at half-time, and another in WSL concourse before going home.

 

[SeagullSongs]

The Calderon - Often solid, with some bold attacking moves thrown in. Finishes surprisingly regularly with much flair. Can take command when required, often performing better in this case. Some incredible finishing on offer but rarely goes down.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

The Vincelot - although she bangs loads of other blokes when none of them are around you get the call and are happy to fit in and bang her in the way she requires.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

The Paynter method - depsite numerous efforts, you can't even get it up - and eventually she gives up and tells you to f*** off bakc to Yorkshire. Where promptly two weeks later you are seen banging two in the space of 10 minutes on national television.

 

[Seagulltonian]

What about the "Gonzalez"? Lots of fumbling about at the beginning, and then more confident as the 90 mins goes on.