Makes of Car and Types of Drivers

[Tight shorts]

I think you can go further in the breakdown of BMW drivers

Series 3 are the worst, series 5 slightly better and series 7 are fine.
Also, the older the BMW, the worse they are (L, M, N reg 3 series being complete tossers)

Absolutely agree - the old ones are driven by wannabes who think they're something in their kevved up beamer with a few added neons.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I think you can go further in the breakdown of BMW drivers

Series 3 are the worst, series 5 slightly better and series 7 are fine.
Also, the older the BMW, the worse they are (L, M, N reg 3 series being complete tossers)

Now you come to mention it that is right, It is just inevitable if you glance in the old rearview whilst overtaking, who is filling the whole mirror mouthing obscenities and gesticulating at you to pull out of the way? (presumably crashing into the car you are overtaking) so the occupant can get to his tampax sales call or to head office to hand in his expenses. Is it Nice Mr. SAAB, or Tolerant Mr. Ford?, No its Herr 3 series BMW and his Flashing headlights of death!

Just Chill out, and we all might live to see another dawn.

 

[surrey jim]

If you are being tailgated, flashed at or sitting in a massive jam because some prick is desperate to cut in at the front of the queue...Thatll be your BMW, although interestingly not blue ones.

or Surrey Jim's driving

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

or Surrey Jim's driving

Or apparently Surrey Jim is driving, apparently

 

[Dave the OAP]

whereas Renault Megane drivers are ACE!!!!!( and we have huge arses)

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

whereas Renault Megane drivers are ACE!!!!!( and we have huge arses)

That is a surprise, I would have thought you'd have a Hummer Dave?

 

[Dave the OAP]

That is a surprise, I would have thought you'd have a Hummer Dave?

a what?

 

[tedebear]

a what?

a harmonica

 

[Dave the OAP]

a huge appendage

definately not

 

[tedebear]

definately not

Obviously you are wrong - if you did have a small appendage you'd be driving a hummer

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Unable to realise that it's better, quicker and safer to walk 200 yards than drive their kids to school - 4x4 drivers.

disabled people with large families, schools miles away, who live near to busy roads - smart car drivers

 

[Dave the OAP]

Obviously you are wrong - if you did have a small appendage you'd be driving a hummer

where can you get one of them

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

where can you get one of them

Not sure about the colour there, a nice blue and white striped one would suit you more. with a big megaphone on the top so you can drive around town exhorting people to sing about hating Palace!

 

[csider]

Unable to park or negotiate a gap narrower than three times the width of the car - 4x4 drivers

Mainly women.

 

[NMH]

Dunno about this, but MY car has NEVER sat at the roadside steaming, while I've been owning it.

Actually, it has been totally trouble-free since I bought it - perhaps the most reliable car I have even owned.

 

[NMH]

Tell you what though, it wouldn't matter how fast I drove it, there's ALWAYS someone wanting to tailgate at every road and every speed. If I am ahead of a van, they always want to pass, or speed up so that when I pull out of a road junction it looks like they were inconvenienced.

I had some spastic do that a couple of weeks back, and when I turned around in anger he suddenly shut the f*** up and gave me space. Some people think they 'win' by having the bigger vehicle or being the more aggressive driver.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Dunno about this, but MY car has NEVER sat at the roadside steaming, while I've been owning it.

Actually, it has been totally trouble-free since I bought it - perhaps the most reliable car I have even owned.

Now you've said it! I'll pass you standing on the verge of the A23 in about an hour!

 

[jevs]

Working right by the A23 every day, it's quite amaizing to see the amount of complete and utter cocks on our roads.

If i had to point a finger at the worst, it would probably be mr Jack the lad white van driver or some sort of builder such as scaffolders or couriers aged between 20 and 40.

Some of the manouvers and speeds people go to just so they can get an extra car in front is quite worrying.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Unable to realise that it's better, quicker and safer to walk 200 yards than drive their kids to school - 4x4 drivers.

Spot on, top call, touche!

Also:

Completely incapable of handling their vehicle, even less able to park, only know where the horn and hazard light buttons are, drive either excessively slowly or excessively quickly, but always erratically - London Mercedes 'drivers' (and 70% of London BMW drivers too)

Driving slowly and religiously failing to check mirrors / shoulders before changing lanes and running you off the road (especially if Jewish and residing in London) - Volvo Estate 'drivers'.

Driving over, through or into anything that gets in their way, regardless of levels of congestion - BMW X5 'drivers'.

Sensible, but oh so boring! - Micra drivers

Hey this is fun, I have a cheap nasty unreliable heap of tacky metal on wheels. Let's try to kill someone by reckless driving, going around and around to nowhere in particular and showing off my £2.50 a pop rims and crappy sound system distorting the over beat-led 'musical' embarrassment-laden abhorations of the day while mistakenly believing ANYONE with 1 or more brain cells thinks they are 'sick, man' - Punto 'drivers' (No offence!)

Traffic lights don't apply to me, I can illegally get across that big crossroads much faster and safer than a car, so there! - cyclists

 

[tedebear]

where can you get one of them

I've been trying to think of a reply all afternoon...

Things like:

Youre too modest, you know you don't need it etc etc - but they all come out sounding wrong