Macheda to sell Scotch Eggs at the Amex

[crabface]

Breaking News: Scotch Egg sales double in Brighton thanks to Macheda and NSC

 

[Hillian1]

Scotch egg sarnies, remarkable foodstuff.

 

[MJsGhost]

No, it's very nice now, with really good food and Harveys, Dark Star and decent ciders on tap. If your Lewes way I recommend it

I loved it how it was, though had it stayed the same I'd probably stick out like a sore thumb now I'm in my 30s...

It does sound like the kind of boozer I'd like these days

 

[keaton]

Almost drowning in my own pool of drool! Does anyone know where i can get a decent scotch egg on London rd? It does not have to have been made or sold by Macheba but I will consume it whilst looking at a picture of him.

I'm not sure about London Road but the butcher's on Preston Drove does good ones and fantastic Pork Pies.

 

[Kumquat]

Is the ecstasy wearing off yet? Recover with a nice Scotch egg from your local butcher.

So...
where are the best places for Scotch eggs in Hove?

No idea fella. I live in crystal palace for my sins and scotch eggs and butchers are anathema to them. Wetherspoons is their bag.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I love scotch eggs as much as the next man. But when people call them Scottish eggs I find it sounds like a slightly off-putting euphemism like dog eggs

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Ostrich sausages. Was selling them on a market stall at the weekend. Like creamy pork. Good if you're feeling peckish is ostrich.

Were you using the "creamy pork" description to the punters? I like ostrich, but I think that might have put me off slightly.

 

[Max Paper]

I was going to hold a Crisps and Painkillers party but now i'm thinking off adding Scotch Eggs

 

[Blackadder]

Ostrich sausages. Was selling them on a market stall at the weekend. Like creamy pork. Good if you're feeling peckish is ostrich.

Thanks for that. Can you get Scotch Ostrich sausages?

 

[Max Paper]

on 2nd thoughts...


1. Scotch egg

The act of putting (preferably a ginger mans) ball in your anus.
Your may need some lube for Scotch egging.. depending on the size of you balls

 

[Kumquat]

Were you using the "creamy pork" description to the punters? I like ostrich, but I think that might have put me off slightly.

I was indeed. And they lapped it up. I don't mind saying that in some instances I got a semi.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Canhams on Church Road? They do a bloody lovely scotch egg

Canhams is incredible. The Cheese Scones, Steak and Kidney pies and most of all SCOTCH EGGS are out of this world.

 

[Kumquat]

Thanks for that. Can you get Scotch Ostrich sausages?

Yeah. Just deep fry them. And inject some crack. Sorry, It's scottish I'm thinking of.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

I was indeed. And they lapped it up. I don't mind saying that in some instances I got a semi.

I'm so very glad I checked.

 

[Kumquat]

I'm so very glad I checked.

You're welcome. One girl asked me if she could have the biggest one. And I'm sure you'll understand that it was only naturali forgot she was talking about the sausages still. Messy. Very messy.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

You're welcome. One girl asked me if she could have the biggest one. And I'm sure you'll understand that it was only naturali forgot she was talking about the sausages still. Messy. Very messy.

"Is that an enormous ostrich sausage in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

"Yes, yes it is. Try it, it's like creamy pork."

 

[One Robbie Reinelt]

Am I the only one who hates scotch eggs?
They leave a really bad taste in the mouth ... much like Glen Murray.

 

[Hugo Rune]

I'm not sure about London Road but the butcher's on Preston Drove does good ones and fantastic Pork Pies.

Thanks for the tip mate. I shall pop in later and pick some up along with some pies. They will make an intriguing addition to afternoon tea, can't wait

 

[Deleted member 18477]

All this food talk! Just about to eat lunch! Got no f***ing bread! Except garlic bread... Ham garlic baguette mmmm...

 

[glasfryn]

WTF are you lot on .................whatever it is it is to strong