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Lyrically which song sums up your current state of wellbeing?







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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,515
Worthing
Lidia the tatooed lady by Groucho Marx.
 










pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,040
West, West, West Sussex
Tom Hark said:
Tina Turner 'I cant stand the train'

Nor can I tonight. The train I get from Victoria splits at H Heath with the back half going non-stop to Brighton. Bloody driver didn't turn up tonight, so ended up on the smelly jampacked stopping FCC train, and missed the start of the footy.:angry:
 








The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
15,384
Worthing
Talkin to the songbird yesterday
Flew me to a place not far away
She's a little pilot in my mind
Singin songs of love to pass the time
Gonna write a song so she can see
Give her all the love she gives to me
Talk of better days that have yet to come
Never felt this love from anyone
She's not anyone
She's not anyone
She's not anyone
A man can never dream these kind of things
Especially when she came and spread her wings
Whisper in my ear the things I'd like
Then she flew away into the night
Gonna write a song so she can see
Give her all the love she gives to me
Talk of better days that have yet to come
Never felt this love from anyone
She's not anyone
She's not anyone
She's not anyone
 




tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,117
In my computer
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air to a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange
A walk on part in the war,
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
 






The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
15,384
Worthing
I give her all my love
That's all I do
And if you saw my love
You'd love her too
I love her

She gives me everything
And tenderly
The kiss my lover brings
She brings to me
And I love her

A love like ours
Could never die
As long as I
Have you near me

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her
 


Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,071
Vamanos Pest
Smokey Robinson and The Miracles

You really gotta hold on me.
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,515
Worthing
Please allow me to introduce myself,
I`m a man of wealth and taste.
I`ve been around for a long long year,
Stole many a mans soul and faith.
 


gjh1971

New member
May 7, 2007
2,251
My mother said that I never should

Play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood

Their giggling talk I could never understand

And that's why I fell in love with my right hand


And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud'


I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed

And then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist

It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD

It's available at any time and it's absolutely free


And that's why...

Chorus


Oh Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind


I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain

I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crockett hat


And that's why...

Chorus


Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind


He's a wanker, he's a wanker

And it does him good like it bloody well should

He's a wanker, he's a wanker

And he's always pulling his pud'
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,366
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?
 


Starry

Captain Of The Crew
Oct 10, 2004
6,733
where the river cross
crosses the lake
where the words
jump off my pen
and into your pages
do you think
just like that
you can divide
this you as yours
me as mine to
before we were us
if the rain has to separate
from itself
does it say "pick out your cloud?"
pick out your cloud
if there is
a horizontal line
that runs from the map
off your body
straight through the land
shooting up
right through my heart
will this horizontal line
when asked
know how to find
where you end
where i begin
"pick out your cloud"
how light can play
and form a ring of rain
that can change bows into arrows
(i found a thrill)
who we were isn't lost
before we were us
indigo in his own
blue always knew this
if the rain
has to separate
from itself
does it say pick out your cloud
 


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