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Lyrical Pedantry







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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Tears for Fears - Mad World:

The dreams in which Im dying are the best Ive ever had.


Christ. You miserable c unt.
 






gjh1971

New member
May 7, 2007
2,251
Freddie Mercury once informed me that Fat Bottomed Girls make his rocking world go round - not strictly true Fred was it?
 




thedonkeycentrehalf

Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
Jul 7, 2003
9,348
Just because im feeling pedantic today...........

Chas & Dave - Rabbit

'shes got more rabbit than sainsburys....@

well thats not difficult is it, Ive never seen any rabbit in sainsburys!!!!

Anyone got anymore ??

Going back to the original post and being particularly pedantic, there is actually plenty of rabbit in Sainsburys - you just need to look in the dog food section.
 








Fourteenth Eye

Face for Radio
Jul 9, 2004
7,941
Brighton
Going back to the original post and being particularly pedantic, there is actually plenty of rabbit in Sainsburys - you just need to look in the dog food section.


Indeed that is pedantry at its finest
 


Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,679
In a pile of football shirts
Cat food too you know.
 






Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,639
They Might Be Giants...where to start??

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest
 




Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Abba - The Winner Takes it All

In many sporting spheres, this is incorrect. Take golf, as one of many examples. There is a large prize fund put up by the sponsors, and money is won on a sliding scale by all players making the cut, the biggest single payout going to the winner.
 






Lady Whistledown

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,639
"And there won't be snow in Africa, this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain or river flows" etc

An icon of charitable deeds you may be, Sir Bob, but if we're being strictly literal about this, a short hike to the top of Kilmanjaro will prove you wrong about the snow, and I'm fairly sure if you go to Victoria Falls, you may find a river somewhere about the place.
 




Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
11,033
The chicken song - Spitting Image

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars


That's not right, is it? I mean, you wouldn't hear it on Mars.
 




The chicken song - Spitting Image

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars


That's not right, is it? I mean, you wouldn't hear it on Mars.


Its a comedy song Tooting, its not supposed to be factual.
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Thanks for straightening me out on that one, trying to get the deck chair up my nose has been painful over the years as well.
 


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