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Lying on your Cv...have you pulled it off?



Seagull Stew

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2003
1,416
Brighton
Lord Bracknell said:
Not when I started. My then boss was of the opinion that the main purpose of the job was to cut bus services in order to encourage further growth in the British car industry, thereby helping the economy. Increasing car ownership was a sign of a flourishing nation.

I think that was fairly mainstream thinking at the time of the Callaghan government.

Think I'll pass that one on to my other half who's a planner for bus priority routes in London!

:D
 






surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,162
Bevendean
Artistic licence on your CV is acceptable, i claimed to have been in charge of procurment at my old firm, the truth is all i ever ordered was stationary, paper and consumables :lolol: :lolol:
 


n1 gull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
4,639
Hurstpierpoint
There is more truth in a Dan Brown novel than on my cv, its a total work of fiction.
 










Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Thimble Keegan said:
In English please...

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Zagreb-Worthing BHA

Sorry that was particularly hard to understand.

Or that youR mates are druggies...
 




Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
n1 gull said:
I've got a degree on my cv, although I dropped out of uni. I gave myself a very respectable 2.1

LOL

I suspect about 20-30% of 2.1s on cv are infact 3rds or 2.2s...

I'm thinking of upgrading myself. It is unfortunate that when applying to bigger companies you are often filtered out on your degree grade before they even look at your experience. Lazy HR.
 




Barnet Seagull

Luxury Player
Jul 14, 2003
5,984
Falmer, soon...
Lammy said:
LOL

I suspect about 20-30% of 2.1s on cv are infact 3rds or 2.2s...

I'm thinking of upgrading myself. It is unfortunate that when applying to bigger companies you are often filtered out on your degree grade before they even look at your experience. Lazy HR.

And us fuckers with 2:1's get lumbered with you idiots.
 














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