[Albion] Luton Town vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Player Ratings ***

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Krafty

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Starting XI: Steele, van Hecke, Dunk, Igor Julio, Milner, Gross, Gilmour, Estupinan, Buonanotte, Joao Pedro, Welbeck

Substitutes: Lamptey, Moder, Baleba, Ferguson, Hinshelwood
 














Zeus

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Jan 10, 2022
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Its impossible to say any player deserves more than a 3. That was utter dross from top to bottom.
 




y2dave

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Utterly dreadful team performance from the 1st to 90th minute. Only Baleba and Van Hecke put in performances of a reasonable standard. I don’t know where to start with the rest but fair play to Luton who impressed throughout.
 






Rookie

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Pointless trying to give individual marks as a collective they were shocking.
 


portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
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In 4 in a bed parlance, it sounds like “so that’s an underpayment of £20…would you care to explain?” (Players) “Yep, you were shit and don’t deserve anything” (Away fans tonight)
 




RM-Taylor

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Jan 7, 2006
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Steele couldn’t do anything about the 2nd, 3rd and 4th goals.

Igor was awful (was pretty bad at Sheff Utd at the weekend too)

Buonanotte has talent; we can all see that; but he dives and throws himself to ground far too often - rather irritating

Ferguson looks like he doesn’t want to be here, been dreadful for a while now and genuinely looks so far away from the player who first broke through - yes I know he’s still a teenager, but recently he’s been awful

Hinshelwood looked like he won the competition of who can come on and play in a professional game - this is harsh I know because he’s been excellent up until today
 
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seagullwedgee

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After 50 years watching us live, and travelling long distances (a home game is a 12 hour round trip) I broke my all time record today for an early leave, 54 minutes on 0-4 down.

RDZ made the same mistake as at Sheff U. The back 5 is a shambles. Igor so narrow, clueless, Perv miles away up the flank. That was 5 goals in a row all conceded through the channel where igor should be, but wasn’t. The coach should learn, adapt, change and shore up. But he didn’t. He wears this. As does Igor for dreadful unprofessional awareness. Dunk was ripping Igor’s head off on the third goal.

Only WBG emerges with the slightest credit. Everyone else, shocker, hang your heads.

4 nil, and we’re walking home…
 


peterward

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Starting XI: Steele, van Hecke, Dunk, Igor Julio, Milner, Gross, Gilmour, Estupinan, Buonanotte, Joao Pedro, Welbeck

Substitutes: Lamptey, Moder, Baleba, Ferguson, Hinshelwood

Steele - Dog Shit, Van Hecke - Quite Shit, Dunk - Unusually Shit, Igor - Skinned Shit, Milner - Injured Shit, Gross - Kaiser Shit, Gilmour - Little Shit,
Estupinian - Shit for one night only, Buonanotte - Hero to Shit in 72 hours, Joao Pedro - Less Shit, Welbeck - Isolated Shit

Lamptey - Tried but Shit, Moder - Pretty Shit, Baleba - Who gives a Shit, Ferguson - Can't score for Shit, Hinshelwood - Anonymous Shit.

But other than that all great!
 
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One Teddy Maybank

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Just got back. Garbage

6 - average

Steele - 3 - culpable for at least two goals, redeemed himself a little.
Pervis - 3 - looks injured
Igor - 3 - looked like he’d never played before
JPvH - 4 - weak throughout
Dunk - 3 - owned completely, arguably worst performance for Brighton
Milner - N/A
Hinshelwood - 3 - first time he’s looked out of his depth
Gross - 4 - just poor
Gilmour - 5 - pick of the players
Buononotte - 3 - family flown in, plays a shocker. Disappointed for him.
Pedro - 4 - had his moments, but ineffective
Welbeck - 4 - missed our best chance

Ferguson - 3.5 - off form
Lamptey - 3 - barely passed to
Baleba - 5 - thought he did okay
Moder - 3 - struggling to find his form.

RdZ - 4 - should have removed Pedro earlier and saved him.

If you hadn’t worked out, I’m really feckin pissed off.
 




peterward

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Nov 11, 2009
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It was that much of a shit show and embarrassing - I completely forgot their first goal even happened 😂
If Luton survive by less than 3 points, Fair play to them!

I just hope the lads get a right good bollocking and properly turn up on Saturday.
 




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