Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Very much wish they'd pay Hawesy whatever (probably modest) fee he'd command to do the commentary.
"Albion win three to one"
"Albion fans will be familiar with him" (one of our own players)
"Your Albion score"
etc etc
"Albion win three to one"
"Albion fans will be familiar with him" (one of our own players)
"Your Albion score"
etc etc