[Food] Lunch related injury

[AmexRuislip]

Quite often, at lunchtimes, I will open NSC, read a few threads and end up headbutting the desk in front of me.

I take it you're not very tall then

 

[Hillian1]

I take it you're not very tall then

What the actual fvck are you crapping on about

 

[AmexRuislip]

What the actual fvck are you crapping on about

We'll as you fecking asked, I thought that when you said:
I will open NSC, read a few threads and end up headbutting the desk in front of me.
I took it that when you opened up NSC on your generic device, and being small you might have walked into a table without looking!

 

[The Brighton Bear]

While changing between my distance and reading glasses I've just poked myself in the eye with a plastic fork I was eating my lunch with.

As I type this with salad dressing smeared over my cheek, blurred vision and tears streaming from my left eye, I wonder has anyone else out there injured themselves while eating lunch? or alternatively has anyone else done anything equally stupid today?

Probably safest to just stick to a sandwich.

 

[Sirnormangall]

I think some of these posts qualify for the long running Bell Cheeses thread.