Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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how to reduce serious crime:
you have to prove your name and address when purchasing a balaclava.
you have to prove your name and address when purchasing a balaclava.
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Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Reasonable point, well made. Good job. A+
Baldseagull
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Why don't blaggers wear stockings over their heads anymore, it was de rigueur in 70's, at least in The Sweeney
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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blokes buying stockings should definitely have to give their address
Dan Aitch
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I think this rule would only make sense if applied to a ski mask because a balaclava leaves your face exposed.
Left - balaclava. Right - ski mask.
Or have you got a problem with spelling and Turkish pastry?
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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I think this rule would only make sense if applied to a ski mask because a balaclava leaves your face exposed.
Or have you got a problem with spelling and Turkish pastry?
damn it
Dan Aitch
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damn it
Don't be discouraged. It's a great idea. Have you thought of becoming a Crime Commissioner? With innovation like that you're made for the role.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Because since tights became more popular, they had to go round in pairs.
Boom Tish - I'm here all week
Even hardened criminals have grandmother's who love them.
"Nan knit us a ski mask"
"a Ski mask, I didn't think you liked the snow ?"
"I do now"
"Ooh lovely"
"Nan knit us a ski mask"
"a Ski mask, I didn't think you liked the snow ?"
"I do now"
"Ooh lovely"
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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If I worked in a shop and someone came in and purchased a balaclava, some gaffa tape and a heavy duty padlock I would feel duty bound to ask for some identification.
do shops sell pepper spray?
do shops sell pepper spray?
If by a shop you mean Pevensey Provisions General Stores, then you might ask questions. One of those Army Surplus stores however and EVERY single customer is going to be at best a bit Nick Frost.