[TV] Love Island 2019 - official NSC thread

[Heffle Gull]

How do we know this? Has said poster said so, and are they reliable?

Well he was on BBC Radio Sussex talking about it this morning.

 

[Shopes]

How do we know this? Has said poster said so, and are they reliable?

Hand on Hart, it's true.

 

[sydney]

Deleted - somebody's spilled the beans

...fixed

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...job-op-boost-granddaughter-s-self-esteem.html


“Thanks for the new breasts gran! Grandparents splash out £5,000 on boob job op to boost granddaughter's self-esteem”

 

[driller]

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17664796.worthing-woman-amy-hart-to-star-in-love-island/

 

[sydney]

34 DD on such a small thing .......STROOTH...!! this is going to make the guildbourne blow job debacle look like the missing piece out of a 3yr olds jigsaw.

 

[Triggaaar]

Hand on Hart, it's true.

It's 'hand on heart'. Jesus, kids these days

On the subject of spelling, from the dailyfail link:
"Amy says that since her operation she has been able to where whatever she wants without feeling self conscious about her small chest."

 

[Triggaaar]

I didn't know what this love island thing was about (obviously some reality crap):

"Contestants are eliminated if they are not “coupled up”.

New cast members and challenges are introduced to make things difficult and they are made to “re-couple”. "

WTF? Snog and grope someone, or you're kicked out. Once you have feelings for each other, split up and snog/grope someone else? Seriously?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

PhilNUK wasn't a bad shout.

PhilNUK, Liverpool, United Kingdom, 5 years ago

One of next years celebrity big brother contestants right there.... 'Look at me!! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!'

 

[Wozza]

I didn't know what this love island thing was about (obviously some reality crap):

"Contestants are eliminated if they are not “coupled up”.

New cast members and challenges are introduced to make things difficult and they are made to “re-couple”. "

WTF? Snog and grope someone, or you're kicked out. Once you have feelings for each other, split up and snog/grope someone else? Seriously?

That's it. Now imagine it's your DAUGHTER.

 

[The Optimist]

It's 'hand on heart'. Jesus, kids these days

I think you missed the play on words!

 

[METALMICKY]

Height of hypocrisy to cancel the equally horrendous Jeremy Kyle show and allow this obscenity to continue.

It says a lot about society that people watch this stuff.

 

[Triggaaar]

I think you missed the play on words!

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Right then, who's watching this summer?

I don't usually watch it, but given the Albion connection this year, if would be rude not to, I think.

(PS Don't bother coming on to this thread to say that you don't like the show, it's the end of civilisation etc. Maybe find a thread about something you do like? Cheers.)

Isn't this a bit like opening a Brexit thread and instructing folk who are against Brexit not to comment? (Well, I did say a bit like)

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...job-op-boost-granddaughter-s-self-esteem.html


“Thanks for the new breasts gran! Grandparents splash out £5,000 on boob job op to boost granddaughter's self-esteem”

For one terrible moment I thought she might have swapped them for her gran's...………………….

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I've never watched this, but I'm definitely going to tune in now. I'll be rooting for the local girl obviously

 

[Whitechapel]

Let’s hope that she doesn’t call anybody a window licker live on TV.

 

[El Presidente]

Good to see the Love Island Albion link

 

[Triggaaar]

I've never watched this, but I'm definitely going to tune in now. I'll be rooting the local girl obviously

 

[Justice]

Will they throw in a Palace slag for some entertainment