[TV] Love Island 2019 - official NSC thread

[Raleigh Chopper]

Saw an advert for it earlier, one of the girls had huge norks.

 

[Sheebo]

It was Micky Adams El Pres.

PS Thanks for all the support gents (and ladies), it wouldn't have been my choice but to reiterate I support Amy every step of the way.

Hoping there’s gonna be an Albion reference at some point on the show!

 

[Biscuit]

Well I bloody love Harty and if we've got a contestant from Worthing, that supports Brighton, then let's back her to win. Come on NSC, we love rigging polls, right?

 

[Chicken Run]

Well I bloody love Harty and if we've got a contestant from Worthing, that supports Brighton, then let's back her to win. Come on NSC, we love rigging polls, right?

Completely agree.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Up to the top of page 1 just in time.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Amy fancies the first bloke on offer and he reciprocates.
No pubes yet.

 

[Wozza]

I'm just surprised he's taking a programme aimed at young ladies very seriously

Maybe Wozza is also appearing on Love Island

Relax, I've smuggled in a smartphone.

 

[Ernest]

My application seems to have got lost in the post

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Amy fancies the first bloke on offer and he reciprocates.
No pubes yet.

You'll be waiting till hell freezes over for that.

*cough* Immac *cough*

 

[West Upper Seagull]

Oh Amy, dislikes men with a wandering eye and guess what - she’s picked a fella with a self confessed wandering eye ! Don’t think that’s going to end well !

 

[Beach Hut]

And Amber tops everyone - never heard of a place called Cardiff

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Oh Amy, dislikes men with a wandering eye and guess what - she’s picked a fella with a self confessed wandering eye ! Don’t think that’s going to end well !

Good job Marty Feldman isn't there then.

 

[Ernest]

I never liked JOCKOS

 

[Wozza]

Well, I think it's safe to say that any negative feedback about contestants on here won't come close to that on Twitter.

 

[Wozza]

Shoreham Herald, #1 for Love Island news...

https://www.shorehamherald.co.uk/ne...orthing-s-first-episode-in-pictures-1-8950483

 

[London Irish]

I thought Amy came across pretty well, closest thing to last year’s nation’s sweetheart Danni Dyer. Harty should be pretty happy so far.

Reading the early comments on this thread, I think people have got the wrong end of the stick, it’s not a salacious show at all, just a comedy of modern dating manners, whoever keeps their head and doesn’t behave like a massive bell-end usually wins.

 

[Blue3]

Name: Amy Hart

Age: 26

Occupation: Cabin Crew

Location: Worthing, Sussex

Celebrity Crushes: Liam Hemsworth, Ashley Banjo, David Walliams and Simon Cowell. 'You’d never go there obviously but there is something about them,' Amy says

Claim To Fame: Amy once met Liam Payne and had a photo with him. When she posted it online she was bombarded with hate mail from One Directioners, who thought she was his new squeeze. Amy also has the same personal fitness trainer as Fiona Bruce, and once shared a bumper car with Tommy Boyd as 'it was literally the only one left, and I jumped in without knowing who he was'.

Showing my age as I only recognised two names David Walliams and Simon Cowell

 

[papajaff]

17 pages, i still have no idea who she is or who she's related to

Yeah, there's not many clues on here.

 

[Wozza]

Showing my age as I only recognised two names David Walliams and Simon Cowell

Nothing to do with age, I'd venture. I imagine most grans in the country know who Ashley Banjo is.

 

[MattBackHome]

I'm well into it already.