Lorry Stolen

[Bakesy]

If anyone sees a large red Mercedes flatbed with Timber Requirements Seaford sign written on it please contact the police...this was stolen last night and must be out there somewhere.

 

[mune ni kamome]

I thought Lorry Stolen was going to be another Scandinavian signing possibility

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Check Black rock,the old bill will be to frightened to look there.

 

[Brighton TID]

I thought Lorry Stolen was going to be another Scandinavian signing possibility

Haha same here. Finnish striker Lorry Stolen signing on a free tomorrow. He's very good apparently.

 

[franks brother]

What's the make and reg number and I will post it on trucknet forum for you

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I worked on a muck tipper firm many moons ago, and one of the blokes would take his lorry home at night to get the jump on the yard-based wallahs in the morning, to get the first load. His wagon got nicked from outside his house one night, and in the portakabin at the yard next evening when all the drivers were getting instructions for the next day's work, the transport clerk stuck his head out of the hatch and said, 'Anyone else who gets their lorry stolen will get a written warning!' Everybody pissed themselves laughing

 

[Justice]

Your lorry will most likely be stripped down and loaded in a container ready to be shipped to Africa. Thats what the OB said to me when my Mercedes Luton was stolen.

 

[dougdeep]

New job Bakesy?

 

[Sussax]

Your lorry will most likely be stripped down and loaded in a container ready to be shipped to Africa. Thats what the OB said to me when my Mercedes Luton was stolen.

Bloody foreigners! coming here... stealing our lorries!

 

[Weststander]

As a previous poster said, possibly at Madeira Drive, but in a new livery already - something like 'Cassidy & Sons - purveyor of metals'.

 

[Justice]

I purchased a VW Luton after the Mercedes went missing apparently no one wants to steal them as the parts are not worth enough on the black market.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Someone was waffling in a pub about the Ferrari F1 team being able to change four wheels, the nose section and fill up with petrol their F1 car in 25 seconds, when a pissed scouser piped up about two blokes he knew in Bootle who could change an engine and plates on a car, respray it a new colour, and have it up the auctions in eight hours

 

[pornomagboy]

It's been found

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It's been found

Was it stolen or was it a "Dude, where's my car?" moment?

 

[franks brother]

It's been found

Thanks for that I was worried sick!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Nice ending to put this story to flatbed.

 

[Notters]

Awaits "anyone WANT a Mercedes lorry GOING cheap only one CAREFUL owner" thread from enrest.

 

[Bakesy]

It was recovered by the police from an address in Moulescombe.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Pikeys

 

[Grassman]

It was recovered by the police from an address in Moulescombe.

F*ck me, it was inside the house! Christ, those old council houses were big.