[News] Lord Lucan found?

[jackalbion]

Fair play to the mirror for making the most unusable website I have ever used, which drained 19% of my phone battery in a minute, special publication, giving the Argus website a run for its money.

 

[East Staffs Gull]

Saw him in concert in a Sparks tribute band a few years ago.

 

[dsr-burnley]

So they blur the face of the man they accuse of being Lord Lucan so nobody can actually see whether there is a genuine likeness? Hmm. Clickbait.

I'm pretty sure they blurred it because if they post a picture of a man with the caption "this man is a murderer" and they are wrong, they find them self with more than a pound or two of libel damages.

I don't trust any technician who says "this system is never wrong". I have yet to believe in the infallibility of computers.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Compulsory that at least once a year we have a story about:
– Long lost Nazi gold about to be found. Typically involving a tunnel/shaft/well in a remote part of Poland/Lithuania etc, and based on the war diary of some mid-ranking SS official. Inclusion of Amber Room optional.
– A secret hidden space inside a pyramid that could hold an incredible Egyptian pharaohs tomb (usually Nefertiti as that's pretty much the only other name people recognise). Lots of sonar technology scientific waffle necessary, simultaneously showing it's definitely there but also we can't be sure.
– Lord Lucan living on a beach in Goa, mountain in Nepal, sheep farm in Wollongologlooommmooolgong NT etc, despite the fact he must actually be around 120 by now.

And Daniel Radcliffe having a pop at JK Rowling when he has a new film being released!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

But can he play left back?

Do we still need one?

BTW Lucan was born in 1934 so he would be getting on a bit now. I thought he was supposed to have disappeared off the Newhaven ferry

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Saw him in concert in a Sparks tribute band a few years ago.

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I’ve actually seen a Sparks tribute band a few years back, Alpha Mael. they’re not bad actually although the lead singer (who lives in Brighton) doesn’t like me much for some reason

 

[Hugo Rune]

I don’t know why they just don’t do a DNA test and get it sorted? Poor old bugger must be getting really annoyed with being fingered as Lord Lucan!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I don’t know why they just don’t do a DNA test and get it sorted? Poor old bugger must be getting really annoyed with being fingered as Lord Lucan!

They’ll have to apply to the court, as our police can’t just insist the old chap spits into a tube.

 

[Questions]

I’m Lord Lucan and so is my wife.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

being fingered as Lord Lucan

Is this one of @El Presidente ‘s specialist role play titles?

 

[Bodian]

I don’t know why they just don’t do a DNA test and get it sorted? Poor old bugger must be getting really annoyed with being fingered as Lord Lucan!

They’ll have to apply to the court, as our police can’t just insist the old chap spits into a tube.

But presumably he could just volunteer to have a test, which would sort it quickly.



...unless he doesn't want to for some reason..?!

 

[The Clamp]

Left his car in Newhaven.

 

[A1X]

Lucan or not, it’s pretty likely the guy is a criminal. You can tell by the blurred face. All the bad guys on Crimewatch have blurred faces. Dead giveaway.

 

[bhafc99]

Compulsory that at least once a year we have a story about:
– Long lost Nazi gold about to be found. Typically involving a tunnel/shaft/well in a remote part of Poland/Lithuania etc, and based on the war diary of some mid-ranking SS official. Inclusion of Amber Room optional.
– A secret hidden space inside a pyramid that could hold an incredible Egyptian pharaohs tomb (usually Nefertiti as that's pretty much the only other name people recognise). Lots of sonar technology scientific waffle necessary, simultaneously showing it's definitely there but also we can't be sure.
– Lord Lucan living on a beach in Goa, mountain in Nepal, sheep farm in Wollongologlooommmooolgong NT etc, despite the fact he must actually be around 120 by now.

And ironically enough, today's lead story in the Daily Mail is....

Has Cleopatra's Tomb Been Found?

 

[bhafc99]

And ironically enough, today's lead story in the Daily Mail is....

Has Cleopatra's Tomb Been Found?

And today, there’s a headline story about Nazi gold.

If anyone wants to know the score from tonight’s game, this weekend’s lottery numbers etc, just PM me.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Working in Trawlers in Seaford all this time, who’da thunk it!

When I saw the thread title I just knew who the op was going to be.

No wonder he wasn't found convinced he was in R+B

 

[Pinkie Brown]

But can he play left back?

Do we still need one?

BTW Lucan was born in 1934 so he would be getting on a bit now. I thought he was supposed to have disappeared off the Newhaven ferry

Aside Lucan, two of the Krays victims are supposedly off the coast of Newhaven - Jack the Hat McVitie and mad Frankie Mitchell. Quite the trio of wrong'uns down there if so.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I’m Lord Lucan and so is my wife.

I'm a werewolf...I'm Lord Lycan

 

[cjd]

I’m Lord Lucan and so is my wife.

I just knew you two were....result..!!

 

[Seagull58]

I remember when it happened horrific murder and attempted murder and the world wide search I believe John Aspinall may have known what happened to Lucan sadly he’s dead now but his secretary said she was asked to arrange flights for Lucans children to fly to some destinations for a mystery person to have sight of them.

if Lucan is alive then he needs to be extradited and face the consequence, time provides no redemption for such sins

Botswana. They also turned up an old watch for sale in Botswana that was likely his. I guess, after that story broke, he scarpered to Oz