Looks like Burke has gone! Sorry if it's a re-post!

[Bradley Stratton]

Every time the adverts come on it's 'Who Killed the F*ing Zutons', I'm not buying it on principle.

Hi. I'm Ned Ryerson

 

[MissGull]

Anyone know what time Woolworths open? Hoping to get a new VHS player in the sales.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

STOP Rumours are spreading that Spanish sails have been spotted in the English channel today STOP According to our sources it is believed that Francis Drake has been informed but no action is being taken yet as apparently he's too busy larking around with his chums on Plymouth Hoe or something STOP Meanwhile, elsewhere in the news, the good Queen Bess has decided to become a King for the day and is rallying the troops with a fine speech wishing them all good luck in the forthcoming ruck with the Inca botherers and about being right there behind them, well, at least fifty miles behind them anyway, before returning home to resume her role of being a professional virgin, slagging off the pope and munching on some of those new-fangled potato chip things STOP End of report STOP

 

[portslade seagull]

I believe that man has just landed on the moon but don't take my word on it

 

[tiberious]

I believe that man has just landed on the moon but don't take my word on it

i think you will find its all a big hoax and the CIA filmed it in an area known as area 51,,,

 

[Taybha]

All this stuff happening on the same day its amazing , but I bet the Argus leads with "woman left devastated after her sprouts fail to cook properly " .

 

[LamieRobertson]

The Wheel.....simply amazing

 

[MissGull]

really pleased with my Christmas present.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Really chuffed with my xmas pressie too!

 

[LamieRobertson]

All this stuff happening on the same day its amazing , but I bet the Argus leads with "woman left devastated after her sprouts fail to cook properly " .

That'll be because she failed to start cooking them 2 weeks ago

 

[bhafc99]

I know this is probably just another one of those bullshit rumours you get on the internet all the time, but a bloke in the pub yesterday claimed that the world isn't flat after all.

 

[Rogero]

I have just heard Burke May be going.?

 

[hart's shirt]

Yes, I can confirm Burke has 'gone'.

That's what you get for murdering innocents and then selling the corpses for medical research.

Would've replied earlier except I was a bit whacked after the impromptu game against the Germans a day or so ago.

 

[Eeyore]

I believe that man has just landed on the moon but don't take my word on it

Did he find the ball from Ulloa's penalty kick ?