Long weekend away

[AnotherArch]

Dorset is nice and nearer, look up Swanage and Corfe Castle.

Would be ideal for the last weekend in November. On the Saturday have a trip on the chain ferry to Sandbanks then Bournemouth. There's a good park there called King's Park for a stroll in the afternoon, and............."Hey-Ho! Is there a football match on? I wonder who could be playing here?" Job done !!

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Coltswolds is filling gorg. Going to Bruges Friday for anniversary . anyone been there? Going to take her up the Eurostar, ouch!

We had a weekend in Brugges last year. Great place.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

http://trefanny.co.uk/

 

[BN9 BHA]

Would be ideal for the last weekend in November. On the Saturday have a trip on the chain ferry to Sandbanks then Bournemouth. There's a good park there called King's Park for a stroll in the afternoon, and............."Hey-Ho! Is there a football match on? I wonder who could be playing here?" Job done !!

Sorted

 

[bluenitsuj]

Blindfold the wife. Tell her you are taking her to a lovely little cottage. Take her blindfolded to the car and go for a nice drive for an hour, ending up at your house. Insist she keeps the blindfold on all weekend. At the end, take her back to the car and do another nice long drive, letting her take the blindfold off just before you arrive home.
Works every time.

 

[shingle]

REYKJAVIK Iceland

Cheap three day packages on Icelandair at the moment. Blue Lagoon, Northern Lights, Krisuvik and Geysirs

Whats not to like

 

[life on mars 73]

Bruges is fabulous for a weekend break, only an hour's drive from Calais. It'll look fantastic with the Xmas Market in the Grand Square.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I'm told Sunderland has acquired a recent new attraction. And its near Newcastle.

 

[raymondbriggs]

My favorite Hotel in England and for the perfect Dirty weekend book a Four poster Room. Go for room 49 for the best 4 poster.Fabulous food Fantastic service and wonderful location.
http://www.lakedistricthotels.net/innonthelake/index.php

 

[red star portslade]

Went to the lakes for a dirty weekend with the EX girlfriend and stayed in a really plush b&b, spent the day drinking all different sorts of real ale in the pubs along with having a curry and going to bed.

During the night I had really bad guts ache so knowing that the turtles head was popping out decided to make a quick move to the en-suite bathroom, just as I moved I thought I was going to fart, but instead I shit all over my side of the bed, panicking like mad I rushed to the bog finished it off although it was not one bit solid....cleaned myself up with wet toilet paper to dispose of all evidence. Went back to the bedroom and she was snoring her head off, so I gently rolled her over to my side of the bed and then got in her side. We were both naked, the smell was disgusting, so i decided to wake her up and yes you have guessed, I said to her "what the **** have you done, you've shit yourself" I tell you what, she had rolled around in it and it was all on her back, inside of her leg all over her arse and clopper. She burst into tears and kept saying sorry, sorry this has never happened to me before, i feel so embarrassed, please don't tell anybody. We only ended staying that night and even though we split up a few months later I still bump into her and she always thanks me for not telling anyone.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Went to the lakes for a dirty weekend with the EX girlfriend and stayed in a really plush b&b, spent the day drinking all different sorts of real ale in the pubs along with having a curry and going to bed.

During the night I had really bad guts ache so knowing that the turtles head was popping out decided to make a quick move to the en-suite bathroom, just as I moved I thought I was going to fart, but instead I shit all over my side of the bed, panicking like mad I rushed to the bog finished it off although it was not one bit solid....cleaned myself up with wet toilet paper to dispose of all evidence. Went back to the bedroom and she was snoring her head off, so I gently rolled her over to my side of the bed and then got in her side. We were both naked, the smell was disgusting, so i decided to wake her up and yes you have guessed, I said to her "what the **** have you done, you've shit yourself" I tell you what, she had rolled around in it and it was all on her back, inside of her leg all over her arse and clopper. She burst into tears and kept saying sorry, sorry this has never happened to me before, i feel so embarrassed, please don't tell anybody. We only ended staying that night and even though we split up a few months later I still bump into her and she always thanks me for not telling anyone.

You are a sick man.
But very funny