long live the Pint

[The Large One]

I think that might just be the dullest post you;ve ever put on NSC.
Mind you, its in good company on this thread.

Nah, I reckon this post is.

 

[Man of Harveys]

what I want to know is how those frauleins can carry all those glasses (steins?). They weigh a bloody 1016.04608 kilogrammes and I need both hands just to hold one.

They practice by grabbing hold of German blokes' notoriously large penises

 

[Grendel]

How can they get away with those short measures

 

[Mr C]

Hmm, that must be why you have to by fruit and veg in Metric wieghts, sugar comes in Kilos and milk comes in litres.

I buy my fruit and veg (and meat) in pounds, my milk in gallons, and also petrol in gallons

 

[dougdeep]

It doesn't bother me what it comes in. Mind you I'd hate to lose the mile.