London Underground Puns.

[DavidinSouthampton]

Is this Cock Fosters.

No, madam, it's mine.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Puntastic !
Have you anymore ? There must be Morden that ?

Well me old mate Russell, you know what they're saying about you, don't you...RussellSquare

 

[BN9 BHA]

Puntastic !
Have you anymore ? There must be Morden that ?

NSC is so Poplar even Palace fans are always on here.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Epping Fail, if I might be so bold, GB

Fair enough. Maybe I was trying too hard. It did give me a pain in the Temple.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

So many different stations named here from all across the network, really makes it easy to read between the lines.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Even if the club Stockwell on Christmas jumpers, I still won't buy one.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Man goes into a butchers shop and asks "Steak and Kiddley Pie, please."
Butcher says "You mean Steak and Kidney?"
Man says, I said "steak and kiddley, diddle I?"
Next, same man goes into a bar and has the greyhound/sandwich conversation (note: extra points for homage/reference to Joke du Jour thread in NSC Gold).
Asks the barman if he can recommend local totty and a place to purchase damp rocks.
Barman looks blank. Man then inquires, "I said Totteridge and Whetstone, diddle I?"

 

[surrey jim]

Can you trim the Shepherds Bush when you have a moment?

You can BANK on me doing that. I assume I could find his Bush by the ALD(old)GATE

 

[Peter Grummit]

If Bloom doesn't instigate change the Amex will end up a white ELEPHANT and CASTLE MONUMENT to his folly. The first manager he sacked was banished to LEYTON but rescued his career when RUSSELL SQUARE'd a move to South Wales.

PG

 

[Hiney]

Jimmy Melia sent in his first team sheet for the Cup Final, only to have it sent back with these words scribbled on it


"You COCK, FOSTERS suspended"

 

[1234andcounting]

You're all coming at this from the wrong Angel.

I wasn't going to join in but I knew Colliers Wood.

 

[Arun1664]

I asked my missis if she'd be an Angel and let me Borough a tenner. She said I'd have to be Barking to do that.

 

[tinycowboy]

I'm surprised Bush(e)y hasn't been on this thread. Or old Liz the Second. Still, suppose it's not the Queensway. She ought to lighten up a bit, come down to Brighton and visit the Royal Pavilion and a few of the squares - she might get back some of her ancestors' Regent Spark.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm just disappointed the the thread title wasn't "The London Punderground"...

 

[Norman Potting]

Effort can be saved by going here

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=65510.0