London Underground Puns.

[AmexRuislip]

it's no good Acton continental/Essex on us, Mr. Ruislip. And I don't know how fast your dog is but my Hounslow.

Alright officer its a Fairlop, I weigh a considerable Leytonstone, but I'm Oval it now.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I Wanstead to join in but couldn't think of any..

 

[drew]

These are poor, everyone is Barking up the wrong tree!

 

[The Large One]

How far is the White Hart from Hendon
Harrow be Thy name
Thy Kingston come; thy Wimbledon,
In Erith as it is in Hendon.
Give us this day our daily Brent
And forgive us our Westminster
As we forgive those who Westminster against us
And lead us not into Thames Ditton
But deliver us from Oval
For Thine is the Kingston, the Tower and the Bromley
For Esher and Esher
Crouch End.

 

[drew]

Wasn't there another thread about what that Cock Foster Said to Bellotti?

 

[drew]

How far is the White Hart from Hendon
Harrow be Thy name
Thy Kingston come; thy Wimbledon,
In Erith as it is in Hendon.
Give us this day our daily Brent
And forgive us our Westminster
As we forgive those who Westminster against us
And lead us not into Thames Ditton
But deliver us from Oval
For Thine is the Kingston, the Tower and the Bromley
For Esher and Esher
Crouch End.

No underground at Esher!

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

I'd have to be "Barking" to get involved with this thread

 

[Greg Bobkin]

To save everyone getting involved in this thread, it should only be open to those who have a Greenford. Or maybe those who only have lots of female siblings - say, Seven Sisters.

 

[Se20]

If I could be a vegetable, I'd be Brockley. They say it's good for da joints -- if not elbows, Neasden.

Brockley

 

[The Brighton Buzz]

Hyppia cannot afford to leave. Someone's got to pay for the Mansion House

 

[The Spanish]

Brockley

London overground now so I would say it counts

 

[Se20]

London overground now so I would say it counts

Cobblers

 

[The Spanish]

Cobblers

Most people wouldn't agree and Norwood I

 

[Se20]

Most people wouldn't agree and Norwood I

Double cobblers, you're making me (new) cross now

 

[The Spanish]

Double cobblers, you're making me (new) cross now

It's all (Canada) water under the bridge now though

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Double cobblers, you're making me (new) cross now

SE20 if you continue to doubt my Brockleyphilia, I must needs shout at you. This will annoy my slow hound (see earlier post) and she will have to Pinner ears back. Meanwhile, I must return to enjoying my fav Marvin Gaye (sic, yes I know) track: Sexual Ealing.

 

[Cars]

I'm Turnham Green with the thought of Sami staying

 

[Cars]

Didn't go to the game Friday, but when the team came off did anyone Clapham?

 

[Se20]

SE20 if you continue to doubt my Brockleyphilia, I must needs shout at you. This will annoy my slow hound (see earlier post) and she will have to Pinner ears back. Meanwhile, I must return to enjoying my fav Marvin Gaye (sic, yes I know) track: Sexual Ealing.

Puntastic !
Have you anymore ? There must be Morden that ?

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Keeping on the football theme, maybe what we need is an experienced Asian midfielder, who's played at the highest level for Manchester United. I've got one in mind, but I'm led to believe that some of his balls into the box are very wayward.

Many times at Old Trafford there have been shouts, behind the goal, of "HIDE! PARK CORNER"

Epping Fail, if I might be so bold, GB