London Underground Puns.

[Biscuit]

You lot are capable of coming up with some cracking puns - I'd BANK on it.

 

[TomandJerry]

Does the London Underground song count?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm ARCHWAY to believing we might.

 

[janee]

I understand that the King's Cross about this thread!

 

[Titanic]

Mornington Crescent!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I once did a series of London Underground puns to a group of people in a pub. Unfortunately it made them very ill. So word of warning to you if you're intending to share London Underground puns with a small group of people, be warned, you may well Turnham Green

 

[Barrel of Fun]

We need some brains to rescue this thread. If anyone can, Barbican.

 

[clapham_gull]

Bad thread, It's Morden I can be bothered with.

 

[surrey jim]

Id join in but I'm helping the nuns tend to their Covent Garden

 

[Norman Potting]

Careful what you say about the Underground, the Theydon Bois might get upset.

Seriously though, the Two Ronnies did the definite sketch on this, sadly doesn't seem to be on YouTube. Someone even started a thread about it on here in 2007

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?102413-Help-finding-a-two-ronnies-sketch

 

[AmexRuislip]

You lot are capable of coming up with some cracking puns - I'd BANK on it.

"Hainault, Hainault don't dream its over"

 

[DTES]

Get a good reference to Hyypia getting sacked on this thread and Bloom might Acton it.

 

[Biscuit]

Careful what you say about the Underground, the Theydon Bois might get upset.

Seriously though, the Two Ronnies did the definite sketch on this, sadly doesn't seem to be on YouTube. Someone even started a thread about it on here in 2007

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?102413-Help-finding-a-two-ronnies-sketch

That was me! Saw it on UK Gold once but never seen it since!

 

[Dirk Lehmann's Python]

Careful what you say about the Underground, the Theydon Bois might get upset.

Seriously though, the Two Ronnies did the definite sketch on this, sadly doesn't seem to be on YouTube. Someone even started a thread about it on here in 2007

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?102413-Help-finding-a-two-ronnies-sketch

Get off your High Barnet Horse

 

[Luke93]

Unfortunately my responses was cancelled due to a disturbance in the Croydon area.

 

[GT49er]

Get a good reference to Hyypia getting sacked on this thread and Bloom might Acton it.

Hyypia Ponders End?


Although admittedly that is overground..............

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

"Hainault, Hainault don't dream its over"

it's no good Acton continental/Essex on us, Mr. Ruislip. And I don't know how fast your dog is but my Hounslow.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Id join in but I'm helping the nuns tend to their Covent Garden

Can you trim the Shepherds Bush when you have a moment?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Keeping on the football theme, maybe what we need is an experienced Asian midfielder, who's played at the highest level for Manchester United. I've got one in mind, but I'm led to believe that some of his balls into the box are very wayward.

Many times at Old Trafford there have been shouts, behind the goal, of "HIDE! PARK CORNER"

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

If I could be a vegetable, I'd be Brockley. They say it's good for da joints -- if not elbows, Neasden.