The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
True, however most of them look and smell like Croydon-ites though. So I'm going to continue banging the "people from Croydon are planks" drum.
You can send them my worst back!
Oi! We're not all scum you know There's more to Croydon than the beggers outside the train station and the wannabe gangstas