Lock,Stock and two smoking barrels

[Durlston]

Anyone see it last night?

One of the best films EVER made.I'd forgotten how good it is and the dialogue is simply brilliant.

In the cocktail bar while Ed is playing poker

"What's this?"

"It's a cocktail"

"I asked you to give me a refreshing drink.Wasn't expecting a f***ing rain forest.You could fall in love with an orang-utang in there."

Selling the weed to Rory Breaker

"If the milk turns out to be sour,i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.Know what i mean?"

Classic.

 

[Marc1901]

saw it and was quality !

 

[Brighton till i die]

one of the all time greats. love it

 

[Father Jack]

"we grow copious amounts of dope walking around with a semi conscius girl and a bag of fertiliser under your arm is hardly being subtle willy"

 

[Garage_Doors]

Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

 

[Garage_Doors]

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya.
If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya.
If you forget anything, I'll kill ya.
In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.

Now, do you understand everything I've said?
'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya.

 

[Easy 10]

"I'd take it up the arse for a couple of mill"
"YOU'D take it up the arse for air miles"

 

[thejackal]

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya.
If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya.
If you forget anything, I'll kill ya.
In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.

Now, do you understand everything I've said?
'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Quality!

 

[User removed 4]

A watchable film, ok , nothing more, and everything he has done since has been shit.

 

[jordanseagull]

Amazingly, that was the first time I have seen it, and I would give it a hefty 8.7/10.

 

[Easy 10]

A watchable film, ok , nothing more, and everything he has done since has been shit.

Well, Revolver was an unmitigated pile of SHITE, and Swept Away was abysmal on quite BIBLICAL proportions.

But I liked Snatch. And I liked Rock n' Roller.

 

[strings]

I ruddy love Lock Stock. Snatch is fantastic too.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Well, Revolver was an unmitigated pile of SHITE, and Swept Away was abysmal on quite BIBLICAL proportions.

But I liked Snatch. And I liked Rock n' Roller.

The reason that revolver was shite is because Guy directed Lock stock and Snatch alongside Matthew Vaughn .
after that Guy directer Revolver on his own and Matthew Vaughn did Layer cake.
Any clues here

Loved Lock stock but thought Snatch was better, especially Bricktop

 

[DerbyGull]

Lock stock in the top 10 for me. Rock n rolla, gerry butler is da man

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Amazingly, that was the first time I have seen it, and I would give it a hefty 8.7/10.

Can't believe first time for me also.

Spilt my beer when the old man shot the scouser's perm

 

[andywhing4england]

Lock stock in the top 10 for me. Rock n rolla, gerry butler is da man

I have seen both films many times and im afraid Rock n rolla is not at Lock Stock's standard. Even better than those two tho...Snatch

 

[Father Jack]

snatch is incredible its my favourite film, i love the one liners

 

[sam86]

Lock Stock = 9.25 / 10
Snatch = 8.75 / 10
Rock 'N Rolla = 5 / 10

 

[Marc]

last nights telly was actually bloody good, Lock Stock - Groundhog Day - Austin Powers - Fleetwood Mac documentary...I needed more tellys!

 

[Nibble]

Not a very good film. Made by plastic gangsters, enjoyed by plastic gangsters. Directed by the biggest Mockney twat to stroll about the manna in quite some time.

Anal vomit of the highest order.