[Football] Locadia

[*Gullsworth*]

What knick name can we give him?

 

[DataPoint]

Loco-motion!

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
(come on baby do the locomotion)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(come on baby do the locomotion)

My little baby sister can do it with ease
It's easier to learn than your ABC's
So come on, come on, do the locomotion with me
You gotta swing your hips now
Come on baby
Jump up
Jump back
Well I think you got the knack, whoa whoa
Now that you can do it, let's make a chain now
(come on baby do the locomotion)

A chugga chugga motion like a railroad train now
(come on baby do the locomotion)
Do it nice and easy now, don't lose control

A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul
Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me

Move around the floor in a locomotion
(come on baby do the locomotion)
Do it holding hands if you get the notion
(come on baby do the locomotion)
There's never been a dance that's so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue
So come on, come on, do the locomotion with me
You gotta swing your hips now
That's right
You're doing fine
Come on baby
Jump up, Jump back, you're looking good
Jump up, Jump back (yeah, yeah, yeah)

You know! - I think there could even be as song there if we could find a catchy tune?

 

[Baldseagull]

We have the Greyhound, we have the Cyclone, can we combine the two, and he can be the Windy Dog?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Double Dutch



We just start to sing
Sing again
Heh Locadia
Heh
Ebo Locadia
Heh ebo
Ebo Locadia
Heh ebo
Ebo Locadia
He just scores
Ebo Locadia

 

[Taybha]

Dave

 

[banjo]

The Dutch Destroyer.

 

[DJ NOBO]

The Jurgenator.........Crystal Palace, you have been targeted for Jurgenation

 

[The Rivet]

If he gets exceptionally clinical in front of goal we could call him Jurgen the Surgeon.

 

[Ernest]

Waste of money will sound round the AMEX in a couple of games

 

[grubbyhands]

Waste of money will sound round the AMEX in a couple of games

Yawn!

 

[Skaville]

The locust. Hopefully his goals will come in a plague

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Has to be J Lo, no?

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Waste of money will sound round the AMEX in a couple of games

Let's all hope this post comes back to bite you on the ARSE Un rest!

 

[Triggaaar]

What knick name can we give him?

I'd just like to see him play, then worry about a song or nickname

 

[KVLT]

Has to be J Lo, no?

Was just going to suggest this myself.

 

[dazzer6666]

-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;8335918]Has to be J Lo, no?

This

 

[Mackenzie]

Dutch Dave?

 

[Seasidesage]

Cloggy

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm siding with Ernie here, how about:-

WAWOM.

 

[Miximate]

Gary