Liz Cundy - well?

[Easy 10]

False tits always look shit.

Always.

 

[Gritt23]

False tits always look shit.

Always.

Can I quote you on that next time I see your sister-in-law?

 

[Bwian]

False tits always look shit.

Always.

Especially when they look like upturned cereal bowls

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

She is a skank. What an utter pig.

 

[fire&skill]

oo-er

 

[NMH]

At my age, I need something that will turn me on.
That definitely would NOT.
An inflatable would look more realistic

 

[Easy 10]

Can I quote you on that next time I see your sister-in-law?

Err....perhaps not

I remain respectful when in their presence, but find them about as arousing as a bowl of fruit.

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

From these pics I feel sorry for her. For someone to deliberately disfigure themselves in the swath for beauty is quite sad and deserving of our sympathy. Just don't stick her too close to a candle...

 

[Billy the Fish]

Would get stuck into that for sure

 

[Everest]

False tits always look shit.

Always.

Oh I don't know

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Old ladies curtains, it would appear.

Is that some kind of euphemism?


<digs out Profanisaurus>

 

[Barrel of Fun]

She is a model? What on earth does she model?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

what's wrong with people on here?I'd have a right good go on that.
(and that ladies is one HELL of a testimonial)

 

[kevtherev]

False tits always look shit.

Always.

Unless your cock is inbetween them!

 

[brakespear]

Best wedding suit ever

But no, no I wouldn't.

She is a model? What on earth does she model?[\QUOTE]

I think you misunderstand the usage - it's just she's made of plastic.

 

[BensGrandad]

He is reputed, in a red top to be playing away. Those pictures would give a saint the urge to play away. They say beauty is skin deep but how deep is the skin under the fake tan.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I think you misunderstand the usage - it's just she's made of plastic.

That is what I was thinking. Tony Hart made one last orange, plastecine model before he departed for the great art crypt in the sky.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

False tits always look shit.

Always.

Especially on a bloke!

TNBA

TTF

 

[Revilop]

I’d spunk on her face, although that’s no certification of beauty.

Ha, that's going as my signature!

 

[Cloughie]

Nose, cheeks, eyes, breast implants, botox, chin - anything else?

Isn't that Pete Burns?