Liverpool striker in no bollox shock

[Taybha]

FIFA demand gender test for Liverpool's Fernando Torres | newsarse.com

 

[The Wizard]

f***ing hell....

 

[biggles]

i always f***ing suspected it , just goes to show etc etc

 

[Taybha]

indeed one never knows

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

'The Spanish Foreign Minister, Miguel Angel Moratinos, said “we have no issues with Torres’ gender. We may be filthy racists but you can’t accuse us of sexism”.'

 

[Skaville]

I like this one

Manchester City to make audacious £50m bid for Newcastle United supporters | newsarse.com

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I like this one
Losing referees Mike Riley and Rob Styles is worse than losing Ronaldo, says Sir Alex Ferguson | newsarse.com

 

[jordanseagull]

Are girlies not allowed to play in the Premiership then ?

 

[Gwylan]

I like this one

Manchester City to make audacious £50m bid for Newcastle United supporters | newsarse.com

That's a strange one. If there's one club that I'd say has pretty good support, not diminishing significantly even after relegation, it's Man City. Compare that to Newcastle, pulling in 10,000 when it was at the bottom of the Second.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

what a very good site indeed

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[rcf0712]

great site, on a par with this one
OWEN BREAKS WRIST DURING CONTRACT SIGNING - The Daily Mash

 

[Billy the Fish]

FIFA demand gender test for Liverpool's Fernando Torres | newsarse.com

There's a good Utd song about Torres:

(to the pirate song, whatever the hell its called ??)

He's half a boy he's half a girl Torres, Torres
He's half a boy he's half a girl Torres, Torres
He likes the cock, he wears a frock, he sells his arse down albert dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side

 

[Andrew]

Holy shite.

 

[Easy 10]

There's a good Utd song about Torres:

(to the pirate song, whatever the hell its called ??)

He's half a boy he's half a girl Torres, Torres
He's half a boy he's half a girl Torres, Torres
He likes the cock, he wears a frock, he sells his arse down albert dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side

Brilliant

 

[Superphil]

Are girlies not allowed to play in the Premiership then ?

Eduardo ?? Plays like a f***ing girl, and falls over like one too.

 

[Snoop Dogg]

"Michelle Platini, himself a suspected women......."

 

[desprateseagull]

internet to close this weekend, as typeface makers go on strike..

 

[Taybha]

so did anybody get down to the platini bit still convinced Torres was a lady like me or did you all suss the blagg with consumate ease? cmon own up ......anybody? ......... anybody at all ..... please nf9 if your out there just say yes