There's a good Utd song about Torres:
(to the pirate song, whatever the hell its called ??)
He's half a boy he's half a girl Torres, Torres
He's half a boy he's half a girl Torres, Torres
He likes the cock, he wears a frock, he sells his arse down albert dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side
Are girlies not allowed to play in the Premiership then ?