One of the ManU plastics was particularly psychopathic. They beat Brighton in a cup game, probably that early 90’s cup tie. The next day he made a beeline to my office to aggressively gloat. A middle aged bloke far older than me, who never ever visited OT, what an arse.
One of my other neighbours...mocking me for supporting The Albion. ManUrethicko. We were in the 4th tier at the time. He'd never been to OT either. Dead now. The twaat. Declined the invite to the funeral. Chris Ramsey. Never forgive, never forget, me. Especially the graceless.
Anyway, I'd love it if we beat Liverpool shortly. Beat anyone, obviously. And ManUre in particular. But smashing Liverpool would be something. Bring It On.