Littlehampton Scum

[Virgo's Haircut]

My work bought me to Littlehampton yesterday and I thought I'd pop along from the station to the bakers next to the Body Shop to grab a roll.

On my return journey to the station a bloke walked up to me and said "Can I have a word with you please mate?".

As I was wearing my rail uniform I just thought he was gonna ask me a train time or somethnig.

Well...

He grabbed me by the collar and punched me in the stomach, and said "I hate you railway *****", and made off for the town centre before I knew what hit me.

I'm fine, just pride hurt more than anything, but you really don't need that kind of shit, and don't expect it at midday.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

It is a worry that there are tossers like that around.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

was the roll alright?

 

[Beach Hut]

Chav city - make sure a proper report is filled out, is there CCTV that may be able to nail this stupid twat.

 

[Juan Albion]

Come on, what was in the roll?

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

was the roll alright?

Although a small bit of medium cheddar was deposited on the pavement, it was still edible and tasted quite nice once I had the urge to eat it about 4 hours later.

 

[Hiney]

Chav city - make sure a proper report is filled out, is there CCTV that may be able to nail this stupid twat.

If that doesn't work, can I offer the services of The Chav-Exterminator.

All work guaranteed - references available

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Well the bloke looked sort of chavish...

Wearing a navy blue NYY baseball cap, and blue trackkie bottoms. But do you know, I don't think he was wearing anything Burberry.

 

[Beach Hut]

Well the bloke looked sort of chavish...

Wearing a navy blue NYY baseball cap, and blue trackkie bottoms. But do you know, I don't think he was wearing anything Burberry.

As you were on duty I take it you have filled in a report as technically this is an assualt on a member of staff.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

As you were on duty I take it you have filled in a report as technically this is an assualt on a member of staff.

Yes indeed.

A report was filled out after the 12.15 to Brighton was cancelled, and made to run empty back to Brighton, where a member of management met me too see if I was still breathing, and tell me to fill out a report.

 

[sullyupthewing]

I have to work there and yes it is heaving with chav scum and real pikeys.

 

[fatboy]

Sorry to hear that Grovers. There are posters around most stations saying that those who assault staff would be prosecuted.

Why was the 12.15 cancelled?

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

The 12.15 was cancelled as I was shaking at the time and wasn't really in the right frame of mind to get people safely to the destination, especially as I had a slam door.

 

[Cian]

You're a driver or a guard? Or is it like Ireland where the slams are done by the station employees?

 

[Scarface]

Well the bloke looked sort of chavish...

Wearing a navy blue NYY baseball cap, and blue trackkie bottoms. But do you know, I don't think he was wearing anything Burberry.

There was a chav playing in the snooker today (I was bored!). He had a burberry waistcoat and bow tie!

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

You're a driver or a guard? Or is it like Ireland where the slams are done by the station employees?

I'm a guard

 

[Cian]

I'm a guard

Last slam door I was on here, the *DRIVER* got out to close the doors. Then I realised I was on the wrong train and got off and he got mightly pissed off that I closed the door after me because "I might not have closed it right". This is because we have no guards on trains here...

My line is run by beanboxes now. No more "Real" trains...

*EDIT*

First and only time I got on the wrong train. Was just back from Cardiff, it was 7 in the morning, I was elated but knackered...

Just don't want to sound ditsy or anything. I can *usually* read a timetable

 

[Spicy2]

I'm really sorry to hear what happened to you and I am really glad that you're OK. I did laugh out loud about the comments about your roll though.

 

[fatboy]

There was a chav playing in the snooker today (I was bored!). He had a burberry waistcoat and bow tie!

Which one? Considering I've not done much else today other than watch the snooker I am surprised I missed that.

Last slam door I was on here, the *DRIVER* got out to close the doors. Then I realised I was on the wrong train and got off and he got mightly pissed off that I closed the door after me because "I might not have closed it right". This is because we have no guards on trains here...

My line is run by beanboxes now. No more "Real" trains...

Bring back the slam door trains. They were better.

 

[Cian]

Bring back the slam door trains. They were better.

They were much, much faster than the little railcars we use here now. Got into Dublin in 25 minutes not 40.