Art Vs Science
Banned
- Sep 1, 2010
- 6,419
I had decided to create my own reality where i owned Brighton & Hove Albion, i knew everything that was going on
There's nothing like the sheer excitement of watching a game live on Ceefax
You've called the Seagull Line on 0845 800 609, and shortly we'll tell you some EXCITING news about Chris Cattlin's potential new striker signing, but first....an...update...on...the...reserves...three...nil...victory...over...[49p gone] ...Wolverhampton...Wanderers....reserves....last...night...with....a...brace....for...young...trialist....Christopher....
Longestnameintheworld....and....a....late....clincher...from....Steve....Jacobs....the...Albion....were....indebted [another 49p gone]....to....long....serving....goalkeeper....Perry...Digweed [tick tock]....for....a...number....of...outstanding...sav [click...line goes dead as one of your parents comes in]
You've called the Seagull Line on 0845 800 609, and shortly we'll tell you some EXCITING news about Chris Cattlin's potential new striker signing, but first....an...update...on...the...reserves...three...nil...victory...over...[49p gone] ...Wolverhampton...Wanderers....reserves....last...night...with....a...brace....for...young...trialist....Christopher....
Longestnameintheworld....and....a....late....clincher...from....Steve....Jacobs....the...Albion....were....indebted [another 49p gone]....to....long....serving....goalkeeper....Perry...Digweed [tick tock]....for....a...number....of...outstanding...sav [click...line goes dead as one of your parents comes in]
Brighton 8049
- the Seagull Line!
Teletext and the seagull line on 0845 800 609
I didn't know that people like the pompous, self absorbed Herr Tubwanker existed.
I literally remember in 1988 having to phone either Port Vale or Notts County to find out their midweek score which meant a win for us on the Saturday took us up. Or do I mean 87? Anyway, such a thing would now be unheard of.
You've called the Seagull Line on 0845 800 609, and shortly we'll tell you some EXCITING news about Chris Cattlin's potential new striker signing, but first....an...update...on...the...reserves...three...nil...victory...over...[49p gone] ...Wolverhampton...Wanderers....reserves....last...night...with....a...brace....for...young...trialist....Christopher....
Longestnameintheworld....and....a....late....clincher...from....Steve....Jacobs....the...Albion....were....indebted [another 49p gone]....to....long....serving....goalkeeper....Perry...Digweed [tick tock]....for....a...number....of...outstanding...sav [click...line goes dead as one of your parents comes in]
Back in the day I remember television shops always had a tv facing out the window with the vidiprinter on....and a huddle of blokes come 4:45.