Liam Lawrence

[Simon Morgan]

Every single time Portsmouth get a bad result, Cotterill has something to moan about. Every week he parrots the "the lads were absolutely fantastic" line, as if that excuses the fact that his team of Premier League rejects lie in mid-table.

 

[kevo]

There were a lot of complaints about the ref in that game, but as far as I can see he got all the big decisions right (apart perhaps from not giving Lawrence a straight red!)

 

[Weststander]

He didn't used to play like that.

Has he lost pace or something? But he's getting his just desserts now from officials.

 

[Coleman88]

The first challenge was easily a red, to try and deny that it was even a booking is quite unbelievable! He should be quite happy that Lawrence will only get a 1 match ban instead of 3 for a straight red!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

The first tackle was a straight red. The tackle was so high over the ball he may as well have kicked him in the head!

As for their manager... **** **** **** **** **** (hint: all words start with a C and end with a T)

 

[Woodchip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AFa4jZBCq8

 

[Buzzer]

cotterill is a over rated manager all his sides are dirty

Over-rated by who? I don't know one person that doesn't think that Cotterill wings it every week and hasn't got a scoobies about what to do. And the fact that he's always in crap sportswear or polo shirts with that bling bling gold chain too. I can't stand Cotterill, he's a dinosaur and has terrible media skills too.

 

[bhaexpress]

The first challenge was easily a red, to try and deny that it was even a booking is quite unbelievable! He should be quite happy that Lawrence will only get a 1 match ban instead of 3 for a straight red!

It should have been, a quite deliberate attempt to seriously injure the player. Cotterill made a huge fool of himself there.

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

A team full of thugs that play hoofball with a total moron for a manager.

Also Halford got Piqueonne sent off for the slightest of pushes.:

Dirty town,dirty club .

Halford pushes lawrence close in the complete tosspot stakes. what an utter twat!

 

[The Wookiee]

Didn't cotterill get interviewed to be our manager a few years back ? I seem to recall some on here were disappointed he didn't get the job !

 

[ferring seagull]

Didn't cotterill get interviewed to be our manager a few years back ? I seem to recall some on here were disappointed he didn't get the job !

That he didn't, Phew, thank god for that.

Something wrong there if he (Lawrence if that is is his name, did he ever have a name ?)get's just a one match ban instead of three. If that is the case then truly the FL should revisit their rules etc..

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Halford pushes lawrence close in the complete tosspot stakes. what an utter twat!

Hold on, I think you're being a little unfair to both players there.





































Don't leave Dave Kitson out.

 

[Easy 10]

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Lawrence has been a prick for an awfully long time. Witness this in 2004 - his last kick as a Mansfield player, in the Playoff Final at the Milennium, to seal promotion for the Stags.

So for the crucial penalty he goes for a flashy chip down the middle - and misses. Mansfield lose and stay in the basement, whilst Lawrence fucks off to Sunderland.

What. An. Arsehole.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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Lawrence has been a prick for an awfully long time. Witness this in 2004 - his last kick as a Mansfield player, in the Playoff Final at the Milennium, to seal promotion for the Stags.

So for the crucial penalty he goes for a flashy chip down the middle - and misses. Mansfield lose and stay in the basement, whilst Lawrence fucks off to Sunderland.

What. An. Arsehole.

Don't you think you're being a little unfair on poor old Liam? I think it's a bit harsh to focus your attention on one unfortunate footballing mishap.


....instead, let's recall the time he and three other Sunderland players videoed themselves having sex, one after the other, with a sixteen year old girl. As documented, with pictorial evidence, in The Sun. Classy.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Just to add a minor touch of first hand evidence to his rap sheet, a few weeks ago, driving East on the A27, a black Audi Q7 came flying out of the Whitely junction, and straight across two lanes right in front of me, forcing me to take evasive action out to the third lane. Imagine my SHOCK as I passed him, and lo and behold, it's Liam Sodding Lawrence, chatting away into his mobile. True fact. Knobber.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I seem to recall him being incredibly whiney last season at Withdean (remember that place?) and generally doing a pretty good Paul-Ince-style impression of trying to referee the game himself.

Clearly thought it was beneath him to be losing to us

 

[Prodigal Son]

Dirty fucker

I hope AEA (if he is playing) knocks him on his arse at the Amex and treads on his dented pride for good measure. Lawrence, you are a dried dog turd in the gutter of life. I hope the rain washes you and your like (Kitson) down the drain.

 

[Silent Bob]

Being a massive twat seems to be a prerequisite for going to Portsmouth.