Lewis Dunk to Bournemouth

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Dunk will end up at Arsenal as cover. Big salary bench warmer but he'll take it.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

"would hate to see South Coast giants such as yourself with such a great infrastructure go down. "

Cracking line. Is the OP really Bournemouth, or is he Palace?

My guess one of ours with a second account, smacks of satire, are you Ernest in Disguise?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My guess one of ours with a second account, smacks of satire, are you Ernest in Disguise?

Nah - the account is from a unique ip address. A troll, no doubt, but it is a new account.

 

[RexCathedra]

Dunk will end up at Arsenal as cover. Big salary bench warmer but he'll take it.

Who wouldn't?
One year at PL wages is more than all the pay packets I receive, have received, ever will receive, plus pension, put together.
£1.5 million.
If you were reasonably frugal, you could come off the pitch in June of 2016, live in moderate comfort, and never work another day of your life. At 25

 

[Tubby-McFat-Fuc]

I think with FFP about to come in, Bournemouth will do well to sign anyone this January

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Who wouldn't?
One year at PL wages is more than all the pay packets I receive, have received, ever will receive, plus pension, put together.
£1.5 million.
If you were reasonably frugal, you could come off the pitch in June of 2016, live in moderate comfort, and never work another day of your life. At 25

Indeed, except he'd be offered a three year contract, a good chance of getting a few games and maybe a sell-on to another club in the EPL after a couple of seasons modelling Arsenal tracksuits and quilted coats!

 

[Magicman]

"Cheesed off" is how Lewis is feeling according to my source.
He is about to move into his new house this week , so when he does go in January i doubt it will be further than is easily commutable .
Good luck to the lad , its a short career and he will earn bundles more elsewhere , its just his job after all .

 

[BensGrandad]

Dunk will end up at Arsenal as cover. Big salary bench warmer but he'll take it.

That is the best club to bring him on as a player.

 

[WonderingSoton]

I think with FFP about to come in, Bournemouth will do well to sign anyone this January

Err, does anyone want to tell him or shall I?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Hello Seagulls,

There's been quite a bit of chatter at Dean Court about us signing a new centre back, with it being one area we're a bit light. At the game against Cardiff on Saturday there was a lot of talk about signing your defender Dunk to compliment our defence and join up with Albion old boys Cookie and Elphick. He's clearly a talent and I suspect he'd jump at the chance to join a Premiership chasing side.

Having seen him play against us and a couple of times on TV, I think he would be good for us as we could do with a bit more height at the back.

How much would would Bloom be looking for him do you think? Has he got long left on his contract? Eddie Howe has already said there are funds available in January and we were well below FFP limits.

Good luck securing safety this season - would hate to see South Coast giants such as yourself with such a great infrastructure go down.

It's complement not compliment, numbskull

 

[Chris.H.]

Err, does anyone want to tell him or shall I?

Go on mate.

I think it may have been mentioned elsewhere but we may have got away with it..........

 

[Se20]

Do some of you seriously believe Arsenal will come in for him

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Do some of you seriously believe Arsenal will come in for him

West Ham is the team most linked with him.

 

[rgb]

Err, does anyone want to tell him or shall I?

Nah. He'll start a completely new thread next week, asking if anyone can believe that Boremuff have got away with it. I'd quite like the £20 back I chucked in their collection at the Withdean once, to help them with getting a new ground.

 

[afcb]

Nah. He'll start a completely new thread next week, asking if anyone can believe that Boremuff have got away with it. I'd quite like the £20 back I chucked in their collection at the Withdean once, to help them with getting a new ground.

to be fair rgb, this place was pretty sound before the Amex was built, I felt we had some sort of affiliation... if you double / triple your fan base overnight you will get a few muppets appear but of course you know that

did you do this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTO5Hkc0xuA

 

[dazzer6666]

Nah - the account is from a unique ip address. A troll, no doubt, but it is a new account.

Might have just logged on at work.......

 

[Dougie]

The cherrie chappy is being abit mischievous with this rumour . I don't think dunk is any better than cook who has interested a few clubs and at a price of £3 m he seems much better value for money . I don't think dunk will move there he will sit tight and wait for arsenal to make their move ........

 

[Bruntburger]

Hello Seagulls,

There's been quite a bit of chatter at Dean Court about us signing a new centre back, with it being one area we're a bit light. At the game against Cardiff on Saturday there was a lot of talk about signing your defender Dunk to compliment our defence and join up with Albion old boys Cookie and Elphick. He's clearly a talent and I suspect he'd jump at the chance to join a Premiership chasing side.

Having seen him play against us and a couple of times on TV, I think he would be good for us as we could do with a bit more height at the back.

How much would would Bloom be looking for him do you think? Has he got long left on his contract? Eddie Howe has already said there are funds available in January and we were well below FFP limits.

Good luck securing safety this season - would hate to see South Coast giants such as yourself with such a great infrastructure go down.

Obviously OP is a bit tongue in cheek, however to be fair Bournemouth are currently a premier league chasing club and I have been waiting all season so far for them to slip back down the table and they haven't. I'm actually thinking they may hang in the top 6.

Brentford looking good too.

If Bournemouth go 6 points clear at the top over Christmas/new-year then someone like Dunk might seriously consider it if no other offers came in?

 

[Caveman]

The cherrie chappy is being abit mischievous with this rumour . I don't think dunk is any better than cook who has interested a few clubs and at a price of £3 m he seems much better value for money . I don't think dunk will move there he will sit tight and wait for arsenal to make their move ........

I'd say he is a pathetic pal@se troll. But you have a giggle.

 

[rgb]

to be fair rgb, this place was pretty sound before the Amex was built, I felt we had some sort of affiliation... if you double / triple your fan base overnight you will get a few muppets appear but of course you know that

did you do this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTO5Hkc0xuA

Triple your fan-base overnight? If Boscombe climb to the heights of the Premiership and win the League Cup (beating Chelsea in the final) I would expect the AFCB support to at least quintuple overnight, as the hordes that climb aboard the St. Fairies Express at Bournemouth Central come flooding into Kings Park, waving their Wembley and Cardiff scarves and proclaiming a lifelong love of all things fruity.

I wouldn't have given money to a club I didn't feel some degree of empathy with and obviously you do indeed get your fair share of muppets turning up; I just didn't expect so many of them to be on the same thread.

Interesting handle and post count you have