Screaming J
He'll put a spell on you
I think it was Private Eye (OK; I know; dirty word on this site) which, when confronted with a letter from someone threatening them with all sorts of legal sanctions, responded with a letter which ended "f*** off".
I suppose this being the Old Bill you can't exactly do that; but it must be tempting!
I suppose this being the Old Bill you can't exactly do that; but it must be tempting!