[Albion] Levi Colwill

[brighton_tom]

you can bully us for our player

Where has it been said that we are going to bully chelsea for your player?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I'm very well aware is bask and not basque, my phone just autocorrected.

Anyhoo, back on point. You guys aren't ripping the piss out anyone but yourselves with these severely delusional takes. The fact that you believe that you can get Colwill despite numerous reports saying otherwise, that he is desperate to move to Brighton and you can bully us for our player, is genuinely breathtaking laughable It's genuinely severe levels of delusion and you guys need someone to inform you of that fact.

Lastly, from our point of view, Brighton are seen as a club with a good scouting system, who excel at identifying raw talents and then giving them the chance to blossom. That's it and only it, we don't want to mirror anything else about your club

Like having class

 

[lizard]

Nah, we bullied you into only taking Colwill on loan(Something you guys apparently never do)instead of a permanent and play and improve him as a player. Just imagine if we didn't bully you guys into a loan, nstead of a permanent transfer. You would've had an elite CB talent for relative pennies.

We also bullied you by taking your most highly regarded staff and left you guys to scramble looking for replacements during the season

The only bullying you did do this season was on the pitch, but half of the bullying was against Lampard, so that doesn't count because you were punching down

To say that about Lampard shows you're clearly not a Chelsea fan.
I think you're Swansman in disguise, and credit where it's due, you're playing it pretty well.

 

[Lever]

And WHEN he doesn't, you guys are going to look right silly

I actually doubt if he will come here, but I am in no doubt that your attitude represents the worst of Chelsea fandom.

 

[papajaff]

We don't want to mirror anything else about your club

Yes dear, except for buying our POTY and then our manager, all our coaches and our recruitment chief.

And then turning Chelsea into a shit Brighton and Hove Albion.

 

[Simster]

And WHEN he doesn't, you guys are going to look right silly

Not really. Most of us doubt he'll be coming. You're arguing with a handful and even only some of them truly believe it.

You're just an absolute trumpet I'm afraid. You should probably f*** off back to your own site.

 

[ManOfSussex]

To say that about Lampard shows you're clearly not a Chelsea fan.
I think you're Swansman in disguise, and credit where it's due, you're playing it pretty well.

He's used the words 'you guys' to describe Albion supporters in this trolling today a couple of times like Swansman did as well. The prose seems similar.

 

[The Fits]

WHAT? You're are just saying anything now. We only have a reputation of letting academy prospects go to easily because we aren't willing to give them a fair chance.

As far as senior players go, we were one of the hardest to deal with because Marina wasn't letting anyone get one over her

So you do have a reputation for it. Absolute idiocy.

 

[Robdinho]

Yep, I meant grateful and I'm the kind of supporter who picks a team based on their style of play, players and just vibe/energy of the club. That's why I chose Chelsea.

Yeah, of course you did. Absolutely nothing to do with just picking the team who happened to be winning stuff at the time You used to like Man Utd before that presumably, and are now having confusing feelings about Man City?

What is Chelsea's 'style of play' that so attracted you, by the way? Not sure they've been known as a good footballing team since the days of Zola and Vialli (look them up). More recently they'd be best described as efficient and effective but utterly joyless, save the occasional Hazard wondergoal half a decade ago.

It became painfully clear with last season's embarrassment that a large proportion of Chelsea fans don't really like football at all, they just like winning. Which is a bit sad, frankly.

 

[papajaff]

We also bullied you by taking your most highly regarded staff and left you guys to scramble looking for replacements during the season. By the way, I have a very small penis.

Yeah we really struggled looking for a decent replacement.

Chelsea were the ones left scrambling.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm very well aware is bask and not basque, my phone just autocorrected.

Anyhoo, back on point. You guys aren't ripping the piss out anyone but yourselves with these severely delusional takes. The fact that you believe that you can get Colwill despite numerous reports saying otherwise, that he is desperate to move to Brighton and you can bully us for our player, is genuinely breathtaking laughable It's genuinely severe levels of delusion and you guys need someone to inform you of that fact.

Lastly, from our point of view, Brighton are seen as a club with a good scouting system, who excel at identifying raw talents and then giving them the chance to blossom. That's it and only it, we don't want to mirror anything else about your club

When you say "severely delusional" do you mean somehow thinking that Chelsea would accept some sort of outrageous figure, like say a multi-year, £325,000 a week contract for a has-been player? Or is that merely "delusional" and it only becomes "severely delusional" when you repeat that same request for a second has-been player?

God forbid Chelsea would agree to such "genuinely breathtaking<sic> laughable" deals like those...

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Not really. Most of us doubt he'll be coming. You're arguing with a handful and even only some of them truly believe it.

You're just an absolute trumpet I'm afraid. You should probably f*** off back to your own site.

They probably got pissed off with him too!

 

[pb21]

I'm very well aware is bask and not basque, my phone just autocorrected.

If you typed 'bask' and your phone autocorrected to 'basque' your phone/autocorrect is very unusual.

 

[banjo]

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[Neville's Breakfast]

To say that about Lampard shows you're clearly not a Chelsea fan.
I think you're Swansman in disguise, and credit where it's due, you're playing it pretty well.

Possible. It’s could be a very good parody account or one without English as a first language and the word for today is ‘bullying.’

 

[Uh_huh_him]

We have MORE than enough players to sell to comply with FFP and selling Colwill isn't an option unless he forces it.

Yes you do - but the problem is forcing people to buy before June 30th.

 

[Justice]

To say that about Lampard shows you're clearly not a Chelsea fan.
I think you're Swansman in disguise, and credit where it's due, you're playing it pretty well.

Or maybe there are two virgin pizza botherers living in mums basement

 

[Uh_huh_him]

I saw 30m mentioned in the press. I know we should take all such talk with a pinch of salt but has there been a further bid ?

I suspect any further bid will depend on how much they've made in sales by June 30th.
After that they won't be able to count the income against last season.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Colwill stays and Caicedo probably comes with him, and that's why I support Chelsea. We don't allow other clubs to bully us for our players, instead we do the bullying

Yeah you bullied us into accepting £85m last season.

Please don't bully us anymore!

 

[raymondo]

WHAT? You're are just saying anything now. We only have a reputation of letting academy prospects go to easily because we aren't willing to give them a fair chance.

As far as senior players go, we were one of the hardest to deal with because Marina wasn't letting anyone get one over her

...TOO easily... it's too... check your Swedish-English phrase book