Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday

[brianwade]

Its our opportunity in front of the
TV cameras.
Charlie Horton . What a w***er
And repeat
Or
If you hate Southern .repeat We
Are the Southern haters
Any other bright ideas ?
Lets tell the TV audience

 

[Bozza]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

 

[Justice]

Southern rail is a shit hole I can NEVER get home?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

they'll work when they want,
they'll work when they waaaaaant,
the rmt - they'll work when they want.

winner

 

[Titanic]

To the Leeds fans:

You'll never get home,
You'll never get ho-ome,
Southern are so shit
you'll never get home.

 

[ManOfSussex]

What about joining in with Leeds if they sing 'You dirty Southern ***tards'?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Southern rail is a shit hole I can NEVER get home?

Oh I don't know, I think this one is better than Bozza's..

 

[Bozza]

(Pointing towards the railway line)

There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there
(repeat until bored)

 

[Napper]

Needs to be something about Grayling and Maynard and this horrible party that's in power.

Unlikely to catch on.

Could just sing - you're just a bunch of wankers which covers everyone involved.

 

[The Birdman]

To Leeds fans
You never make the station because it's closed

 

[SeafordBHA]

There's one song i've heard before, think its something like 'Build a Bonfire'..

 

[NeilS]

Oh Sussex, Sussex by the Sea!
Good old Sussex by the Sea!
You can't get there or back cos the trains are crap
For Sussex by the Sea.

 

[Beach Hut]

Jimmy, Jimmy oh Jimmy Knapp when will the trains be back

The younger ones will not have a clue who Jimmy Knapp was

Or

You can stick you Southern Railway up your arse

 

[ditchy]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

This and
This Southern rail is a shit hole I can NEVER get home?

 

[pasty]

The RMT (the RMT)
Are full of shit (are full of shit)
The RMT are full of shit
They're full of shit, shit and more shit
The RMT are full of shit


*runs for cover

Replace "The RMT" with "Oh Southern Rail" and repeat ad nauseum

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Norman Potting]

Jimmy, Jimmy oh Jimmy Knapp when will the trains be back

The younger ones will not have a clue who Jimmy Knapp was

Or

You can stick you Southern Railway up your arse

That's my lunchtime chortle for today sorted. Some rather splendid postings here.

 

[Postman Pat]

who's gonna tell you when
it's too late
who's gonna tell you things
aren't so great
you can't go on
thinking nothing's wrong
who's gonna drive you home tonight

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

To Leeds fans
You never make the station because it's closed

To Leeds fans
"You're going home in a Sussex replacement bus service"